when a rich man does not know, he's not up-to-date.
whan a poor man does not know, he's stupid...
when a rich man is cheated on, his wife is unloyal.
when the poor man is cheated on, his wife is a slut...
when the rich man runs, he's jogging.
when the poor man runs, he's running from the police...
when the rich man eats, he's nourished.
when the poor man eats, he's taking his stomach out of misery...
when a rich man is old, he becomes a senior.
when a poor man is old, he becomes a geezer...
when a rich man tires, he's stressed.
when a poor man tires, he's lazy...
2006-10-17 14:34:45 · 9 answers · asked by jqdsilva 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is true. lol
2006-10-17 15:41:39 · answer #1 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
i got another one for ya
a lady has a closet full of clothes but nothing to wear
a man has a refrigerator full of food but nothing to eat
a child has a room full of toys and nothing to do
a man has a bank filled with money but never has enough
a lady has a house full of work and is bored
2006-10-17 14:45:17 · answer #2 · answered by Sexy/Smart in LA 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now everyone knows what's goin on in the world
and dude that ain't in the right category
2006-10-17 21:59:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
the truth hurts
2006-10-17 14:41:30 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's actually all true.
2006-10-17 15:20:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ANT THAT TRUE
2006-10-17 14:38:15 · answer #6 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yeah okay and the good part is when.........?
2006-10-17 14:44:40 · answer #7 · answered by bdjones_78 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hhmmm.......true.
2006-10-17 15:23:13 · answer #8 · answered by chilli 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
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2006-10-17 14:44:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋