Entertainment & Music - 16 October 2006

2006-10-16 12:53:13 · 8 answers · asked by crazykatlynn 2 in Movies

a group of medical students are assembled for there first day of class, they were all instructed to meet at the local morgue, the medical professor took them to a gurney and pulled back the sheets to reveal a corpse, he said there are 2 things that you will all need to be professional physicians, the first thing is that you shouldnt ever be scared or offended of anything that you have to do to a human body, he then proceeded to stick a finger up the anus of the corpse, the class was stunned. he then put his finger in his mouth and sucked on it. he then instructed the class that he wanted all of them to do the same thing, they were hesitant at first but eventually all agreed. he watched as they all stuck there index finger in and pulled it out and sucked on it. then he said the next thing you need to do be a professional physician is to be very observant. he said if you would have observed closer i stuck my index finger in the corpse but stuck my middle finger in my mouth.

2006-10-16 12:52:38 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-16 12:51:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-16 12:51:22 · 5 answers · asked by iloveyankees13220 1 in Celebrities

Do you point out the speck in another's eye, when you have a log in your own?

2006-10-16 12:51:06 · 3 answers · asked by Fox Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

I won tickets to Kurt Cobain live next week. Anyone else going?

2006-10-16 12:51:06 · 3 answers · asked by Bretheren 1 in Music

2006-10-16 12:50:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I watched a program this evening which had a version of Leonard Cohens Hallelujah playing in the background. It was slower than usual and there were lots of cellos playing. It was a high pitched voice- thought it could have been a womans or possibly Rufus Wainwright. I know Rufus has done a version of this but i can't remember how that version goes. Any help much appreciated- ta!

2006-10-16 12:50:11 · 5 answers · asked by chucklebum2 2 in Music

2006-10-16 12:50:01 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-16 12:49:12 · 12 answers · asked by xoLoveMaexo 2 in Music

with butter or without???

2006-10-16 12:49:09 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-16 12:48:55 · 8 answers · asked by annapaquin2006 2 in Celebrities

If so, have you ever had an experience with one, or something that you couldn't explain? What was it? I don't know if I believe in ghosts or not.

2006-10-16 12:48:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Figure it out. :)

2006-10-16 12:48:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This has been bugging me for a while and this is my first question on this thing so yeah...

2006-10-16 12:48:12 · 11 answers · asked by Lisha 1 in Comics & Animation

I can't think of anything good to dress up this year. Any suggestions? (I'm not going trick or treating, I am just giving out the candy, but I like dressing up and making more fun for the kids!)

2006-10-16 12:47:57 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Puts me in a state of euphoria actually


Does that word make me sound intelligent?!?!??!

2006-10-16 12:47:31 · 17 answers · asked by I am NOT George Bush 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-16 12:46:50 · 4 answers · asked by opaulo30 3 in Television

anyone have a good song that you finally realize you like sumone more then a friend...or hopeful thinking about starting a relationship... anything like that?

2006-10-16 12:46:50 · 5 answers · asked by babyhuggs89 1 in Music

who said this line from a movie, I almost thought the thing was real

2006-10-16 12:46:16 · 4 answers · asked by mlingen 1 in Movies

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were
>> > > determined
>> to
>> > > make this a real vacation escape by not wearing anything that
would
>> identify
>> > > them as clergy.
>> > >
>> > > As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought
some
>> > > outrageous shorts, shirts, and sandals.
>> > >
>> > > The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their tourist
>> > > garb.
>> They
>> > > were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine,
and the
>> > > scenery when a drop dead gorgeous blonde wearing a string bikini
came
>> > > walking straight towards them.
>> > >
>> > > They could n't help but stare. As the blonde passed them she
smiled
>> > > and
>> said,
>> > > "Good Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father," nodding and
addressing
>> each of
>> > > them individually. Then, she passed on by.
>> > >
>> > > They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were
> priests?
>> So
>> > > the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more
>> outrageous
>> > > outfits These were so loud, you could hear them before you saw
them.
>> > > Once again in their new attire, they settled on the beach in
>> > > their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.
>> > >
>> > > After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, this time topless wi th
just
>> > > a
>> thong
>> > > bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again,
she
>> nodded
>> > > at each of them. She said, "Good morning, Father.Good morning,
> Father,"
>> and
>> > > started to walk away.
>> > >
>> > > One of the Priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just
a
> minute
>> > > young lady." "Yes, Father?", she said.
>> > > "We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the
world
>> did
>> > > you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"
>> > >
>> > > "Father, it's me, Sister Margaret."

2006-10-16 12:45:57 · 14 answers · asked by butterfly_kisses81501 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-16 12:45:29 · 15 answers · asked by let the speakers blow your mind 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-16 12:45:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

With all the girls tramping though my place I got no place quiet. Tried the bathroom, but with 3-4 women in a single wide, good luck. Bedroom? Forget it. I tried my girlfriends house but I can't relax caus her husband works odd hours and I don't want to get beat up again. My wife won't let me sleep in the truck with her wife. So that's out. I can't go in the back yard with all the dog crap and the front yard is full of trash. Some times a man just needs to be alone. I guess I need to find a new girlfriend. Without a husband. Oh well.

2006-10-16 12:44:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Biggest band on the planet in the 80s.Who on earth did Knopfler upset to be outcast as he is ? The man is an absolute genius and yet gets no mention. Ever !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-10-16 12:42:36 · 11 answers · asked by redjonjak 2 in Music

2006-10-16 12:42:28 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When taking pictures.

2006-10-16 12:42:10 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-16 12:41:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who is a better singer? Prettiest?

2006-10-16 12:41:21 · 27 answers · asked by basketball_babe 1 in Celebrities

I sure didn't!

2006-10-16 12:40:23 · 25 answers · asked by misery 7 in Polls & Surveys