a group of medical students are assembled for there first day of class, they were all instructed to meet at the local morgue, the medical professor took them to a gurney and pulled back the sheets to reveal a corpse, he said there are 2 things that you will all need to be professional physicians, the first thing is that you shouldnt ever be scared or offended of anything that you have to do to a human body, he then proceeded to stick a finger up the anus of the corpse, the class was stunned. he then put his finger in his mouth and sucked on it. he then instructed the class that he wanted all of them to do the same thing, they were hesitant at first but eventually all agreed. he watched as they all stuck there index finger in and pulled it out and sucked on it. then he said the next thing you need to do be a professional physician is to be very observant. he said if you would have observed closer i stuck my index finger in the corpse but stuck my middle finger in my mouth.
2006-10-16 12:52:38 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wahahahahaha!!!!
thank you for the laugh!
really funny!!! :)
2006-10-16 13:00:05 · answer #1 · answered by e o 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gag Gaaaaag Puckachunk Get out of the Hospital and remove all fingers from any holes. Have a good scrub and you may forget about the aholes that seem to be everywhere.
2006-10-16 13:00:52 · answer #2 · answered by Bongotone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is funny, but the best part is that it isn't a joke, it really happened, it was at Scottish Teaching Hospital, Sorry but I can't recall the Professor's name.
2006-10-16 12:57:52 · answer #3 · answered by Gazpode55 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw that same joke many years ago. The only difference was that it involved a glass of urine - but same punch line. It was passible but no one has ever rolled on the floor laughing from it.
2006-10-16 12:55:27 · answer #4 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the tiniest bit but when i finally got 2 the end of the joke i forgot the first part it was so long.but the grossness of it outweighes the funny part it was pervert but alittle funny(the part i could remember anyway.)
2006-10-16 13:20:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i believe you are too late to the finish line. Someone has already said this joke before. But to answer your question, yeah its mildly funny.
2006-10-16 12:55:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is the most moronic joke i have ever read,and morbid on top of that,just kidding i dont have the patience to read it all i'm not a doctor and i have no patience,consider shorter ones if you would like me to read them,or you could just write to me doll,that always works and your writing is bigger ,you have to realize i only have one eye and hate wearing my glasses
2006-10-16 15:02:17 · answer #7 · answered by redneckwoodman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually it's sick but yes I did get a chuckle out of it at the end.
2006-10-16 12:55:08 · answer #8 · answered by nellie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got a couple lines down and quit. To long. Sounded like it could be funny..
2006-10-16 12:54:41 · answer #9 · answered by missadrian05 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny probably only to med students...
2006-10-16 12:55:32 · answer #10 · answered by FoofusPKitty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Witty.
2006-10-16 12:55:09 · answer #11 · answered by spackler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋