A cop is sitting at the side of the road, consuming his coffee and doughnut from Timmys. A car drives by, at a leisurely pace and the cop notices that the licence plates are expired, so he pulls out ... all of a sudden, the car roars off ... now the cop is in hot pursuit, speeding at like 120mph.
They're weeving in and out of traffic, narrowly missing several cars along the highway. After about 10 minutes, the speeding driver finally comes to a halt ... he ran outta gas.
The cops gets out of his car, and by this time he's seething with anger. "WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM BUDDY?" "YOU COULD HAVE KILLED SOMEONE!!" He yells at the driver.
The driver, his head bowed in shame, looks up at the cop through his car window ... tears streaming down his face and mumbles ... "I'm sorry officer, really ... I am.... but, my wife ran away with a cop last week". "I thought he was trying to bring her back'!!"
2006-10-14
09:06:03
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