A cop is sitting at the side of the road, consuming his coffee and doughnut from Timmys. A car drives by, at a leisurely pace and the cop notices that the licence plates are expired, so he pulls out ... all of a sudden, the car roars off ... now the cop is in hot pursuit, speeding at like 120mph.
They're weeving in and out of traffic, narrowly missing several cars along the highway. After about 10 minutes, the speeding driver finally comes to a halt ... he ran outta gas.
The cops gets out of his car, and by this time he's seething with anger. "WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM BUDDY?" "YOU COULD HAVE KILLED SOMEONE!!" He yells at the driver.
The driver, his head bowed in shame, looks up at the cop through his car window ... tears streaming down his face and mumbles ... "I'm sorry officer, really ... I am.... but, my wife ran away with a cop last week". "I thought he was trying to bring her back'!!"
2006-10-14 09:06:03 · 22 answers · asked by ♥Carol♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL oldie but goodiee
2006-10-14 10:19:56 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha ha...yup I really like that one....
And, did you hear about the guy who, when the cop pulled him over for speeding, and the cop came up to his door -- He rolled down his window, and said in a cheerful voice, "I'll have the Whopper, a Pepsi, and a large fries...." The cop burst out laughing....
2006-10-14 16:13:45 · answer #2 · answered by Joya 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute one...I've heard that punchline, but in a different joke. This one is especially cute, now my boyfriend can use it as an excuse next time he gets pulled over!
2006-10-14 16:12:23 · answer #3 · answered by Shining Ray of Light 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i really like this one and havent heard it b4 some im giving you a thumbs up
2006-10-14 16:07:55 · answer #4 · answered by leanne_on_line 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hee Hee Hee!
2006-10-14 16:10:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now thats a funny joke!!!! ROFL
2006-10-14 16:11:26 · answer #6 · answered by pony girl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats funny
2006-10-14 16:09:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha thats funny.
2006-10-14 16:09:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rates about three after twenty five years of wear,and tair
2006-10-14 16:18:51 · answer #9 · answered by houdini 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! Damn that is a good one, bet he didn't get the ticket either!
2006-10-14 16:08:40 · answer #10 · answered by WitchTwo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋