Entertainment & Music - 13 October 2006

A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?"

Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."

Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."

The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways.

Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.

Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"

Woman: (shaking her head with mouth closed) "Unh unh."

2006-10-13 05:46:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What if I just went down the list and flagged every question without even reading them?

would I get thrown off Yahoo answers?

2006-10-13 05:46:26 · 4 answers · asked by whidd2003 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you know where I can find an itty-itty bird?

2006-10-13 05:46:21 · 3 answers · asked by Pepper 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Are sesame seeds the preferred food of Big Bird?

2006-10-13 05:46:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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Why is there a hole through the middle of a twizzler?

2006-10-13 05:45:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Can anyone remember............?

There was a show on for a short time in the late 80's or maybe early 90's. Matt LeBlanc played a high school student in it. I'm not positive it was a show, mabye it was one of those 3 day mini movies.. Can you remember it?

2006-10-13 05:45:40 · 11 answers · asked by zil28ennov 6 in Television

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does any know a good site.......?

about LUKE TITTENSOR or DANNY JONES?
plz help me out ere

2006-10-13 05:45:31 · 6 answers · asked by SophieKayy 2 in Celebrities

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HOW can I.........?????

make you happy today?

2006-10-13 05:45:22 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Is friday the 13th really that bad?

does it bring out your evil side?

2006-10-13 05:45:21 · 12 answers · asked by Wish 6 in Polls & Surveys

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POLL: Who is the MOST Dysfunctional family on TV?

It's a tough choice in a very crowded field but I choose The Carter's. Wow, those are some effed up kids!!

Who is your choice?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysfunctional_family

2006-10-13 05:45:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you "have to use a condom when you have sex"?

This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the big city for the first time. When they first arrived, he got them a hotel room and as they were laying in bed she looked over in the corner and saw a discarded condom, "Oh yuck!!" she proclaimed as she pointed it to her new husband.

As he craned his neck to see what it was he looked at her and asked, "What they don't use those things where you come from?"

"Yeah," she said "But we don't skin 'em!"

2006-10-13 05:45:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Mindfreak- Criss Angel?

Is he a devil worshiper? Sometimes I wonder...because of all that levitation and magic tricks...is there something more to it than illusion? I hope not cause I like his shows and his song "Mindfreak"

2006-10-13 05:44:49 · 8 answers · asked by actressinthemaking2005 3 in Celebrities

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as a kid what were you ALWAYS told NOT to do????????:D?

:) for me it to go out playing in the rain...

2006-10-13 05:44:34 · 32 answers · asked by Fia 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Do your socks match today?

2006-10-13 05:44:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Trying to find a country song?

Okay - I know this is going to be vague, but I am looking for a pretty new country song, i think its a duo - but its about basking in the sun and drinking margarittas or something to that nature. Its a fun song with an upbeat rythm. Anyone have any suggestions?

2006-10-13 05:44:19 · 5 answers · asked by *Daisey 2 in Music

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The Cat =)?

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.

As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.

Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a ***** on the phone, I'm lost! and need directions!"

The cats response: "FI I CK YOU!!!! "

2006-10-13 05:43:45 · 7 answers · asked by L!LO 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Has anyone seen Waist Deep, and what are your thoughts?

I like movies such as Above the Rim, Belly, ATL, Friday and all those gangsta movies. I know Waist Deep fits into that catergorie, but is it just as good as some of those movies i mentioned?

2006-10-13 05:43:43 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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was Plastic Bertrand really plastic?

2006-10-13 05:43:30 · 9 answers · asked by chris787782 2 in Music

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whats white and sticky and find on the bathroom wall.?

2006-10-13 05:43:18 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles