Entertainment & Music - 13 October 2006

Three contractors . . . one from Italy , another from
Ireland and the third from Scotland are bidding to repair the
Parliament House fence.
They go with a Parliament House official to examine the fence.
The Irish contractor takes out a tape measure and does some
measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.
"Well," he says. "I figure the job will run £900 . . . £400 for
materials, £400 for labor and £100 profit for me."
The Scottish contractor also does some measuring and figuring,
then says,"I can do this job for £700 . . . £300 for materials, £300 for
my crew and £100 profit for me."
The Italian contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans
over to the Parliament House official and whispers: "£2,700."
The official, incredulous, replies:
"You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come
up with such a high figure?"
"Easy" the Italian explains, "£1,000 for you,£1,000 for me
and we hire the guy from Scotland to do the work!

2006-10-13 05:43:06 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench. Suddenly a man comes along, flings open his trench coat and flashes them.

Two have a stroke... but the third doesn't 'cause her arms aren't long enough.

2006-10-13 05:43:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

here is the lyrics from the song..i don't really know the words but i will do my best....

1. you can dance if you want to, you can leave ????? behind, but your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, then they're no friends of mine.

2. you spin me right round baby right round like a record player...

i was born in 195 and sometimes i would hear these songs on the radio and i really liked them even as a young kid...i want to find more 80's artists like this...is there an online radio station that plays such music?

thanks

2006-10-13 05:42:40 · 6 answers · asked by Sydney 2 in Music

Just wondering. Been hearing that commercial jingle for years and didn't know how it went.

2006-10-13 05:42:38 · 33 answers · asked by rg778sx 5 in Television

2006-10-13 05:41:45 · 3 answers · asked by shaggy 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-13 05:40:50 · 27 answers · asked by Fia 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 05:40:21 · 12 answers · asked by buff831 2 in Other - Entertainment

Its me again. I'm going to talk to the President of the Rape Crisis Society about rape statistics for an article for the paper that i work for. Any ideas?

2006-10-13 05:40:07 · 8 answers · asked by trini_rocker 4 in Polls & Surveys

to marry? sassikatz, hot goddess, or dragon grl? and why should I

2006-10-13 05:39:59 · 11 answers · asked by vandetta00 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 05:39:56 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Deelishis or New York and why?

2006-10-13 05:39:50 · 12 answers · asked by CollegeDropIN 2 in Television

I just saw Jimbos question and it made me think.
Where could I buy boobie traps.....

2006-10-13 05:39:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone agree?

2006-10-13 05:38:50 · 6 answers · asked by jgbarber65 3 in Music

I want it kinda like my avatar.But better drawn,it's suppose to be a man holding hands with his daughter.My daughters name starts with B.So I want it to say Me and B.

2006-10-13 05:38:41 · 12 answers · asked by Desperado 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 05:38:34 · 5 answers · asked by Nicki Lee 6 in Polls & Surveys

No big deal to me, I'm not superstitious. But what about you are you superstitious? And if so has anything ever happened to you on this day?

2006-10-13 05:38:32 · 11 answers · asked by ghostguff3 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 05:38:13 · 2 answers · asked by Joshua 6 in Polls & Surveys

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?

2006-10-13 05:37:23 · 9 answers · asked by jayjay 2 in Movies

Her myspace page used to say in relationship now it says single?! Did they break up!? MTV curse?!

2006-10-13 05:37:10 · 7 answers · asked by why 2 in Celebrities

hehe... "boobie"

2006-10-13 05:36:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Puzzle Place and Today's Special ? anyone remember these or am i the only one

2006-10-13 05:36:34 · 3 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 05:36:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-10-13 05:36:19 · 8 answers · asked by HEY boo boo 6 in Polls & Surveys

Or am I?

2006-10-13 05:35:53 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

cut like a knife?

2006-10-13 05:35:35 · 27 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 05:35:03 · 18 answers · asked by biggi 4 in Television

expression? How do you express it?

2006-10-13 05:34:56 · 8 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

It used to be shown every weeknight at 830pm.

2006-10-13 05:34:51 · 8 answers · asked by ash_koff 1 in Television

2006-10-13 05:34:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When and how?

2006-10-13 05:34:34 · 8 answers · asked by Hyacinth 2 in Polls & Surveys