Morning Love Making
Tyrone asked his work buddy, Robert, one morning, "Man, why you always
so
damn happy when you come to work every day?" Robert replied, "That's
because
I make love to my wife every morning before work."
Amazed, Tyrone asked him how he gets his wife to make
love to him every morning. "That's easy," Robert said. "I just tell her
this
little poem that I made up. She loves it! It goes like this: Blond hair,
blond hair, eyes so blue. I love waking up and making love to you!"
Tyrone
said,
"Man, you white guys are so damn sentimental." But he decided it
wouldn't
hurt to give it a try. So he spent the rest of the day thinking of a
poem
for his wife. The next day Tyrone showed up to work just beat to hell;
bruise eyes, broken nose, fat lip, the works!!! Robert asked, "Man, what
happened to you?!" Tyrone said, "I don't know, man. I went home and
tried
your advice.
I just told her a poem." Well, what poem did you tell her?
Tyrone said: "Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog.
If I could roll your fat *** over, I'd hump you like a dog!"
2006-10-12
04:11:53
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