This woman and her husband have this really bad fight. He goes off to work the next day without talking to her, but she doesn't care.
She's busy doing her thing around the house. All of the sudden, around 1:00 in the afternoon, the doorbell rings. She goes to the door and opens it and there is a young delivery guy from the local florist shop with an enormous, beautiful bouquet of long-stemmed red roses...the expensive ones...from her husband.
She says to the delivery guy with disgust, "Oh CRAP!"
The delivery guy says, "What's a matter lady? You don't like roses?"
She replies, "Yeah, I like roses, but do you know what this means?"
He says, "No, Lady, what does this mean?"
She answers, "It means for the next two weeks I'll be laying on my back with my legs in the air."
He replies, "Geez, Lady, don't you have a vase?"
2006-10-12 04:17:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2006-10-12 04:39:39 · answer #1 · answered by sabbycat76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haaaa haaa
That was awesome
where did you get it from
Lovely
10/10
2006-10-12 04:20:22 · answer #2 · answered by *No Doubt* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke, but again it's a repeat of yours. :) Are you finally running out of jokes?? Just teasing.
2006-10-12 04:48:12 · answer #3 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny..... I needed a good laugh...
2006-10-12 04:27:14 · answer #4 · answered by jerseygirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! That is a great joke!
2006-10-12 04:20:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
so funny
yeah, she hot & sexy
2006-10-12 04:21:30 · answer #6 · answered by DeeVee D. Essemar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋