Morning Love Making
Tyrone asked his work buddy, Robert, one morning, "Man, why you always
so
damn happy when you come to work every day?" Robert replied, "That's
because
I make love to my wife every morning before work."
Amazed, Tyrone asked him how he gets his wife to make
love to him every morning. "That's easy," Robert said. "I just tell her
this
little poem that I made up. She loves it! It goes like this: Blond hair,
blond hair, eyes so blue. I love waking up and making love to you!"
Tyrone
said,
"Man, you white guys are so damn sentimental." But he decided it
wouldn't
hurt to give it a try. So he spent the rest of the day thinking of a
poem
for his wife. The next day Tyrone showed up to work just beat to hell;
bruise eyes, broken nose, fat lip, the works!!! Robert asked, "Man, what
happened to you?!" Tyrone said, "I don't know, man. I went home and
tried
your advice.
I just told her a poem." Well, what poem did you tell her?
Tyrone said: "Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog.
If I could roll your fat *** over, I'd hump you like a dog!"
2006-10-12 04:11:53 · 18 answers · asked by lady_kiki_007 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lmfao!!!! nice one ;)
2006-10-12 04:19:29 · answer #1 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! All though one wonders---if that's the poem that describes his wife, why does he want to make love to her every morning?
2006-10-12 04:21:17 · answer #2 · answered by Svieta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome!!
2006-10-12 04:45:31 · answer #3 · answered by Answer Schmancer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep pretty funny
2006-10-12 04:15:14 · answer #4 · answered by ♥gingeylynn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rolling with laughs on the floor.......hahahaha.............best joke of the day,,,,,,,just on the verge of retiring to bed........Lady kiki..one thumbs up to you.
.thanks for the good joke...good night, .......
2006-10-12 07:00:39 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the best joke eva. lmfao
2006-10-12 04:45:20 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have beat him up too, but how funny hahaha.
2006-10-12 04:15:52 · answer #7 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one i might try that with my wife
2006-10-12 05:46:32 · answer #8 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaawaaw!! That's good for him!! LOL. LOL.
2006-10-13 14:18:17 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that was so damn funny
2006-10-12 04:21:45 · answer #10 · answered by MS. SEXY!!!!!!!!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so funny.....almost fell down from my chair laughing!
2006-10-12 04:22:52 · answer #11 · answered by Adele 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋