This fairy tale MUST be read to all little girls by the age of 4 and re-read over and over from the age of 4-100!
Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful independent, self-assured princess came upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle...
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome price untill an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn into a dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautied frog legs, seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself.........
"I DON'T F*****G THINK SO!" :)
2006-10-10
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