This fairy tale MUST be read to all little girls by the age of 4 and re-read over and over from the age of 4-100!
Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful independent, self-assured princess came upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle...
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome price untill an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn into a dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautied frog legs, seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself.........
"I DON'T F*****G THINK SO!" :)
2006-10-10 14:19:15 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To 'elge13' - IT'S A JOKE! - lighten up man - get a life.
2006-10-10 14:40:26 · update #1
and to all the rest of you serious people below - read it as a joke - it's not meant to be serious at all.
2006-10-10 14:43:33 · update #2
I agree with you this should be read by all women its good advice! LOL!
2006-10-10 14:24:12 · answer #1 · answered by babyspice 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If I had a 4 year old daughter, I'd never talk to her that way. Let her learn those expletives at school. Let her also learn the negative side of life; hopefully a long way into the future, or never.
I'm against children being taught the negative side, because it's often pre-conditions that establish prerequisites and that can set a pattern for good lives to go bad.
I think you forgot that marriage is a partnership and boy do we guys have to some really nasty trials by combat nearly every day, just to put food on the table.
And 1 more thing:
Just because life is tough, is no reason not to try to enjoy just about every part of it. Get used to it!
2006-10-10 14:35:12 · answer #2 · answered by elge13 3 · 1⤊ 5⤋
I dont think that's for little girls but you sure gave me a laugh I will tell it to my friends -lol-thanks for the laugh
2006-10-10 14:26:48 · answer #3 · answered by edisquest 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. But, Why do I always end up marrying the "Evil Witch"?
2006-10-10 18:58:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats cute I like it
2006-10-10 14:23:17 · answer #5 · answered by lifesquestions? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-10 16:48:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm...interesting. I MUST say, I don't think it is a necessity of life to know this story. One can generally sort it out without the nastiness. ; )
2006-10-10 14:33:03 · answer #7 · answered by tantiemeg 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You know, i got that story in my e-mail it was hysterical
2006-10-10 14:25:36 · answer #8 · answered by isabelli96 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Love it.
2006-10-10 16:57:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a bit lame
but still funny!
2006-10-10 14:37:01 · answer #10 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋