2006-10-10 14:22:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The lightbulb joke is an example of an endless-variations joke and has possibly thousands of versions covering every imaginable culture, belief, occupation and special-interest group. Generally the punchline is not complimentary to the group providing the subject of the joke.
The generally acknowledged "original" goes as follows:
Q: How many [insert chosen group here] does it take to change a lightbulb?
A-1: Ten — one to hold the lightbulb and nine to turn the ladder around.
2006-10-10 14:29:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How many people does Paris Hilton need to help her change a lightbulb? Four, she puts it in the socket, and the others turn the house.
2006-10-10 15:47:11 · answer #2 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how many CALIFORNIAN does it take to screw in a mild bulb? a: Californians do not screw in a lightbulb.... they screw in a warm bath. how many polish people (effortless, i'm polish)... does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 3 - a million to hold the bulb and 2 to coach the latter. it extremely is a 2-fer!
2016-10-16 01:32:03 · answer #3 · answered by merkel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2 but first you gotta get them IN the lightbulb.
2006-10-10 14:31:35 · answer #4 · answered by Freakgirl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hOW MANY CUTE CURVACOUS BLONDES DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
5
1 TO HOLD THE BULB & 4 TO TURN THE CHAIR SHE'S STANDING ON!
2006-10-10 15:31:20 · answer #5 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb???
Only one , but the light bulb has to want to change.
2006-10-10 14:37:25 · answer #6 · answered by miss_nikki214 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how many jews does it take to install a lite bulb. 3 one to get the chair one to screw it in and one to turn on the lite,
2006-10-10 14:26:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋