a frog goes into a bank looking for a loan. he sees a loans officer who's name on the tag is Patricia Wack. he goes over to patricia wack and says, Hi my name is Kermit Jagger and I need a loan for 30,000 to go on a vacation. Patricia says, but you are a frog! Kermit says, yeah, so? Patricia says, well do you have a job? Kermit replies, no, but my father is a famous rock musician! Patricia answers, well that's not good enough, do you have any collateral ? as a matter of fact I do replies the frog, and he pulls out a tiny ceramic elephant. Ms Wack says, I don't know about this, I will have to speak to the manager. She then goes into the managers office and says I have this frog in my office named Kermit Jagger who claims his father is a famous rock musician and wants to borrow 30,000 and all he has for collateral is this..... what is it anyway? the manager answers... it's a knick knack, Patti Wack, give the frog a loan, his old mans a Rolling Stone!
2006-10-10
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