a frog goes into a bank looking for a loan. he sees a loans officer who's name on the tag is Patricia Wack. he goes over to patricia wack and says, Hi my name is Kermit Jagger and I need a loan for 30,000 to go on a vacation. Patricia says, but you are a frog! Kermit says, yeah, so? Patricia says, well do you have a job? Kermit replies, no, but my father is a famous rock musician! Patricia answers, well that's not good enough, do you have any collateral ? as a matter of fact I do replies the frog, and he pulls out a tiny ceramic elephant. Ms Wack says, I don't know about this, I will have to speak to the manager. She then goes into the managers office and says I have this frog in my office named Kermit Jagger who claims his father is a famous rock musician and wants to borrow 30,000 and all he has for collateral is this..... what is it anyway? the manager answers... it's a knick knack, Patti Wack, give the frog a loan, his old mans a Rolling Stone!
2006-10-10 17:21:36 · 22 answers · asked by brooster 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's cute and made me smile. Good Luck ! :)
2006-10-10 17:24:35 · answer #1 · answered by tysavage2001 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is funny, and maybe cute is a good description too, since like others have said, a good one for all audiences. Thanx
2006-10-11 01:17:20 · answer #2 · answered by John L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very interesting! Cute and Funny and best of all can be used for just about all audiences.
2006-10-11 00:37:31 · answer #3 · answered by Any Key! Push Me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's mildly amusing, because the Asker doesnt take life seriously.
When someone takes life seriously, its funny.
2006-10-11 00:28:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I first got this emailed to me by a very good friend it really cracked me up.
2006-10-11 00:32:14 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st time i heard this. Good 1.
2006-10-11 02:46:01 · answer #6 · answered by lil_MI$$ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before , but still funny.
2006-10-11 00:38:21 · answer #7 · answered by fat_bottom_girls_rock 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it's funny.
2006-10-11 00:37:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Cute.
2006-10-11 00:24:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, That's very funny!!!
2006-10-11 00:49:49 · answer #10 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋