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2006-10-10 17:22:56 · 20 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

20 answers

Multiple Personality Disorder.
Shutup!
No, you shutup.

2006-10-10 17:24:26 · answer #1 · answered by Duncarin 5 · 2 0

My last diagnosis was Attachment Disorder and Manic Depression.
My response to this was to analyse the shrink according to classical Freudian Psychology.
I informed the shrink that it was in dwelling upon his own inadequacies that he found fault in me and this was a textbook example of penis envy.
I dismissed his diagnosis as complete and total bullshit after expressing my opinion that psychology deals largely in abstractions and generalities. I refused to pay the bill and neglected to keep my last appointment. If this somehow bothers him he can always make an appointment with another psychologist.
I'm sure it'll help.

2006-10-11 00:32:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Gender Identity Disorder
Transsexualism
a heavy degree of cynicism
near genius IQ
paranoid thinking
social anxiety disorder


hell..stick ANYONE in a room with a shrink and his DSM-VII manual long enough and ANYONE will have a list of diagnoses. The only thing "normal" is a setting on your washing machine.

2006-10-11 00:29:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

That the damage that life has caused me has forced me to keep up a brick wall not allowing others to get close to me even though secretly its what I truely want more than anything in this world and that if I want it..I have to work on forgiving those who have abandoned me in my life, let it go and move on with my life. To find my enter peace and great a life of my own ..that I can make myself happy and not rely on those around me to do it for me.

2006-10-11 00:26:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I know what it would be -- I got OCD, ADHD, and anger mgmt. problems (broke my wrist on a brick wall once at age 16). But am I gonna resort to drugs? Heck no! These hypnotic questions on here are the best medicine, lol.

2006-10-11 00:57:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Crazy

2006-10-11 00:23:59 · answer #6 · answered by Krishna 4 · 1 0

The Dr. would have to say, "no can shrink this one, brain too big."

2006-10-11 00:26:19 · answer #7 · answered by Zeera 7 · 1 0

Too many drugs. And an unhealthy fascination with Tool.

2006-10-11 00:33:02 · answer #8 · answered by euphoriarevelation 4 · 0 0

I have been to a shrink and I know what my diagnosis is,but it's personal.

2006-10-11 00:25:55 · answer #9 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0 1

A lie , last one told me i was doing great , then blew out his brains , (was he honest)

2006-10-11 00:27:51 · answer #10 · answered by HEY boo boo 6 · 1 0

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