Entertainment & Music - 6 October 2006

Blonde's Backseat

A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at ''Lovers' Cove'' where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat.
''NO!'' yelled the blonde.

The guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again.

''NO!'' the blonde yelled again.

Things got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped.

''Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?'' asked the guy.

''For the last time, NO!'' said the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asked, ''Well, why the hell not?''

The blonde looked at him and said, ''Because I wanna stay up here with you.''


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2006-10-06 16:41:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-06 16:40:57 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-06 16:40:52 · 35 answers · asked by   6 in Polls & Surveys

Where can I find instrumental music of My Chemical Romance songs? I don't mind the singer, infact hes pretty good, but I really like the music to a lot of their songs and would like to hear more of it.

2006-10-06 16:40:08 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-06 16:39:46 · 15 answers · asked by GOOCH 4 in Polls & Surveys

I, personally, will move to Canada if that man becomes our governer.
Read his lyrics:
http://lyrics.astraweb.com/display/968/kinky_friedman..old_testaments_new_revelations..they_aint_makin_jews_like_jesus_anymore.html
http://lyrics.astraweb.com/display/15/kinky_friedman..kinky_friedman..before_all_hell_breaks_loose.html

What does THAT tell you about him?

2006-10-06 16:39:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

can anyone tell me where i could watch the trailer for next weeks supernatural(oct.12)? I was watching it on the cw but at the beginning of the show for some reason it became city tv but went back to being the cw afterwards. and since it wasn't seen on the cw(apperantly) i didn't see a trailer.

2006-10-06 16:39:20 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

What do you usually do when you are bored?
Beside come one Yahoo answers and ask or answer questions.

2006-10-06 16:38:28 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-06 16:38:06 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I don't know the song or the band that sings it I would really appreciate your help.

2006-10-06 16:38:06 · 12 answers · asked by artemis2556 1 in Music

i have a butterfly in the center of my back at my waist.

just curious what others have...

2006-10-06 16:37:53 · 24 answers · asked by sunshine 3 in Polls & Surveys

I am a secretary/receptionist for a very busy medical specialist and I totally LOVE my job :)

2006-10-06 16:37:41 · 13 answers · asked by IslandAngel64 3 in Polls & Surveys

i want da lyrics 2 chain hang low plez?:)

2006-10-06 16:37:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-06 16:36:31 · 13 answers · asked by ***The One*** 2 in Polls & Surveys

I Sing and i'm told that i'm good but i need help with my high notes everytime i do one my voice cracks what can i do so i can get my voice to sing high notes good

2006-10-06 16:36:03 · 4 answers · asked by heidisings2000 1 in Music

2006-10-06 16:35:46 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i never thought there was a really king since there are so many genres of rock
who's your king of rock
mine is Cladio of Coheed and cambria AND wiL of Aiden

2006-10-06 16:35:25 · 16 answers · asked by R ♥ I ♥ P ♥ Casey Calvert 3 in Music

Driven a motorcycle?
Flown a plane?
Gone fishing?
Gone hunting?
Had sex?
Had anal sex?
Smoked pot?
Done drugs?
Been drunk?
Been arrested?
Been jumped?
Robbed someone/something?
Stolen a car?
Been to war?
Drank anti-freeze?
Talked to a deaf person?
Ran around naked in the snow?
Stared at the sun?
Been sky diving?
Been bungee jumping?
Been scuba diving?
Eaten candy you found on the floor and didn't know where it came from?
Shot a gun?
Shot a gun at a person?
Given money to a homeless person?
Donated money to a worthy cause?
Driven a Ferrari?
Answered other questions of mine?
Will you?
Driven a Ducati?
Caught a fly in mid air?
Ridden a horse?
Ridden a dog?
Drank until you puked?
Had sex with a sheep?
Eaten sushi?
Fought with swords?
Killed someone?
Been killed?
Fought a cop?
Licked a 9 volt battery?

2006-10-06 16:35:15 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

our hearts are battle grounds, the core of every heart, contains true light, ...but some hearts are over run by darkness...but the light is there,...suffering because of the darkness that is surrounding it...such darkness is caused by the ignorance of testing the darkness...the darkness lets you think you are in controll, but in the end, the darkness consumes you..

have you noticed this?

2006-10-06 16:35:06 · 4 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-06 16:34:39 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I'm pretty sure nelly is one of them,but i don't know the name of it,it is on The Longest Yard soundtrack,it goes "boom here comes the boom,here comes the boom".Thanks

2006-10-06 16:34:17 · 3 answers · asked by Matt 3 in Music

what comes next?

2006-10-06 16:34:03 · 23 answers · asked by Cap'n Donna 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-06 16:33:23 · 14 answers · asked by deepak57 7 in Polls & Surveys

Both r lovable but wich do you love the most?

2006-10-06 16:33:20 · 24 answers · asked by TiffaniSwims. 2 in Comics & Animation

do you eat it when your done?

2006-10-06 16:32:31 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

everyone knows the skit part of the elections in napoleon dynamite - i was just wondering if anyone knew the name of that song that he dances to!

2006-10-06 16:32:12 · 5 answers · asked by it,s a rough life 1 in Music

2006-10-06 16:32:09 · 5 answers · asked by lashygirl182 2 in Music

It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS 2006 Southern EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside of the south. If you have one of these, you may need help understanding the commands.

The Southern EDITION may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads: WINDERS 2006, with a background picture of Waylon and Willie, superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Please also note:

The Recycle Bin is now labeled " Outhouse"

My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption"

Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys"

Control Panel is known as " The Dashboard"

Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive"

Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs"

Error message Popups now read "Duct Tape"


CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN THE Southern EDITION :

Cancel ............... Stopdat
Reset ..................Try'er agin
Yes ......................Yep
No .......................Nope
Find ....................Hunt Fer't
Go to ..................Over Yonder
Back ...................Back Yonder
Help ....................Gimme a Han' Here
Stop ....................Now kwit thet (WHOA!)
Start ....................Crank'er Up
Settings ..............Settins
Programs ...........Stuff Wut Duz Stuff
Documents ........Stuff Ah Dun Did

Also note that the Southern EDITION does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to WINDERS 2006

Tipe-riter ...................... a word processing program
Cullerin' Book ...............a graphics program
Cowntin' Mersheen ......calculator
Outhouse Paper ...........notepad
Inner-net ........................Microsoft explorer 6.5
Pitchers ........................a graphics viewer

We regret any inconvenience it may have caused.

If you received a copy of the Southern EDITION, you may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.

I hope this helps all y'all!

2006-10-06 16:31:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm already subscribed to Teen Vogue, Allure, Seventeen, and Cosmogirl.

2006-10-06 16:31:46 · 13 answers · asked by redtusk2002 2 in Magazines

2006-10-06 16:31:10 · 11 answers · asked by trickyhuh 1 in Polls & Surveys