Blonde's Backseat
A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at ''Lovers' Cove'' where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat.
''NO!'' yelled the blonde.
The guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again.
''NO!'' the blonde yelled again.
Things got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped.
''Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?'' asked the guy.
''For the last time, NO!'' said the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asked, ''Well, why the hell not?''
The blonde looked at him and said, ''Because I wanna stay up here with you.''
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2006-10-06 16:41:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It got a snicker. I hadn't heard that one before.
2006-10-06 17:39:06 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah......hilarious......
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.
She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again, for no reason."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?"
The red head says, "Oh sure, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says "Don't you have a vase?"
2006-10-06 20:47:41 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm blond so I hear alot of blond jokes here's one of my favorites. 2 blonds sitting on a park bench in Kansas. One asks the other, which do you think is farther away, Florida or the sun? The blond replies, well Florida of course, you can see the sun from here.
2006-10-06 16:55:30 · answer #3 · answered by Laurie loves coffee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a good one it is, now my turn........
A blonde got on a plane bound for los angeles.and took a seat in first class. After takeoff while the attendants were checking tickets, it was noticed the blonde had a coach fare, not first class.
She told the blonde she would have to move and the blonde said " I'm blonde, I'm beautiful and I am going to los angeles first class." Not wanting to cause a scene, the attendant went to the head attendant and like wise the blonde replied" I'm blonde, I'm beautiful and I am going to los angeles first class."
The attendants told the Captain who went back, looked at the blonde, whispered in her ear and right away she went back to coach. Returning to the cockpit, the attendants asked how he did it? "Simple, the captain replied, I just told her first class wasnt going to los angeles !"
2006-10-06 17:00:14 · answer #4 · answered by orion_1812@yahoo.com 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hi there! I got a chuckle to start a good day.... Thanks!
I like the blonde ones too.
God Bless ^__^
2006-10-06 16:52:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well I have a better one!!
A blonde walked into an applience store and looked at the salesman and says I would like to buy that t.v in the window, and the salesman responds sorry we don't sell to blondes
so she goes home and dies her hair brown and comes back in and says I want to buy that t.v, and he replies, sorry we don't sell to blondes.
so once again she goes home and dies her hair red and comes back in and says Can I please buy that t.v in the window? and the salesman says Sorry we don't sell to blondes. She asks how do you know I am a blonde? He replies, thats not a t.v. its a micorwave.
2006-10-06 16:47:45 · answer #6 · answered by Ally 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... i by no potential observed tht coming 10/10 this the main suitable comedian tale tht i've got heard all day hahahahaha,I certainly have tears on my eyes, thx plenty i certainly like it ; D
2016-10-02 00:51:58 · answer #7 · answered by blumenkrantz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was alrite.
but this one is one i know;
why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
2006-10-06 16:58:14 · answer #8 · answered by Ghetto Fabolous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. It made me laugh and it's cute.
2006-10-06 16:45:50 · answer #9 · answered by Ravenra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2006-10-06 16:46:21 · answer #10 · answered by mrsannman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋