Entertainment & Music - 3 October 2006

i can just fall in love with myself sometimes dayum can someone please stop me. i prolly be like the strawberry smoothie them chicks be craving cuz they just can't say no. i never knew that ladies were this easy to manipulate.

2006-10-03 07:49:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Did they start with Helium?
Try Barium?
Have a shot at Strontium?

There is a whole periodic table - did they work through it one at a time?

2006-10-03 07:48:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the sound of a GIN running..

i can hear it over my tv and it drives me nutz

2006-10-03 07:47:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-03 07:47:36 · 8 answers · asked by thearentIcoolguy 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-03 07:47:32 · 16 answers · asked by Angie 3 in Polls & Surveys

I love Amy Lee, is there anyone else that likes her too? or am i just crazy...? anyways it dont matter she's Awesome!!!!

2006-10-03 07:47:24 · 11 answers · asked by Paris, je t'aime 5 in Music

This site does not cater for split personalities

2006-10-03 07:46:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am looking for an Arabic song called "Law Betamanna" by Elissa, a Lebanese singer
I don't know what is the name of the Album
Can someone tell me where I can download this song?

2006-10-03 07:46:18 · 4 answers · asked by sighspy 3 in Music

2006-10-03 07:46:07 · 16 answers · asked by Jeanne 3 in Music

Can be sentimental, material or practical, but you look back and say, damn, that was a great gift!

2006-10-03 07:46:05 · 12 answers · asked by POOKIE 4 in Polls & Surveys

After a number of attacks on hikers and campers in


Alaska, the Department of Fish and Game released the


following advisory:


We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on


their clothing so as not to startle bears. We also


advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in


case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good


idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity.




Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between


Black Bear and Grizzly Bear poop. Black bear poop is


smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.


Grizzly bear poop has little bells in it and smells


like pepper.






A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in


front of his office, ready to show it off to his


colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close


and completely tore off the door on the driver's side.


The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed


911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.


Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions,


the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus,


which he had just picked up the day before, was now


completely ruined and would never be the same, no


matter what the body shop did to it.




When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting


and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and


disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you


lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your


possessions that you don't notice anything else."




"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.




The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is


missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn


off when the truck hit you."




"My God" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"






A kindergarten teacher decides she’s going to teach


her students a lesson about the five senses. She wants


to start with taste, so she brings in flavored sucking


candies to class, blindfolds the children, and asks


them to taste each one. The students have no problem


identifying the cherry, lemon, and lime flavors, but


when it comes to the honey sucker, they’re stumped.




“I’ll give you a hint,” the teacher says. “You may


hear your mommies and daddies call each other this


flavor at home.”




“Spit ’em out Spit ’em out” cries one child.


“They’re assholes”






A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor


I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't


bother me too much. My farts never smell and are


always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at


least 20 times since I've been here in your office.


You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell


and are silent."




The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come


back to see me next week."




The next week the lady comes back. "Doctor," she says,


"I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my


farts...although still silent...stink terribly."




The doctor says, "Good Now that we've cleared up


your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

2006-10-03 07:45:50 · 12 answers · asked by JonnaMamma 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I think that Nicole Richie is superb.That girl is amazing,she has some presence?She is beatiful and the song too.Don't U think ,?

2006-10-03 07:45:49 · 4 answers · asked by diana s 4 in Music

2006-10-03 07:45:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

as they passed some mules and pigs the wife sarcastically asked " relatives of yours? "yeah" the husband replied, " in laws".

2006-10-03 07:45:24 · 13 answers · asked by mine of useless information 1 in Jokes & Riddles

This is a sort of kid song I think, it goes something like: Someday when I'm Miss America, they'll put a crown on me, and my dad will make a long speech on t.v.

2006-10-03 07:44:32 · 2 answers · asked by sweettea 1 in Music

2006-10-03 07:44:28 · 17 answers · asked by windrider284 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Can I just lightly tap the wheel if I want to avoid a bankrupt space on the wheel?

2006-10-03 07:43:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-03 07:43:32 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There's this guy at work who follows football, particularly the Ravens. Last week he bought a Todd Heap (Ravens tight end -- think he's a tight end) throw blanket for his bed. Someone spotted that he had Todd Heap wallpaper on his computer. Friday he wore a Todd Heap tshirt.

Guy is like 38 years old. (And single.)

Anyone else find this a bit odd? LOL

2006-10-03 07:43:26 · 23 answers · asked by stimply 5 in Polls & Surveys

I went on TV.com and it says an all new one is Oct. 5th.
But is that the first episode of the new season? Or did it already start?????

2006-10-03 07:43:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

♥If this one sits it'll be number six.....whatever!

2006-10-03 07:42:55 · 17 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

I must be the most un-misogynistic knight at the round table surely?

2006-10-03 07:42:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i'm looking for :Speed,LSD,Marijuana,Cocaine,and Heroin.

i have songs already but didn't know if i was missing any?

*ones that people have heard of*

2006-10-03 07:42:00 · 21 answers · asked by ♥Brown Eyed Girl ♥ 5 in Music

thanks a lot pinklady i hope you're proud of yourself!

2006-10-03 07:41:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

^.~ I have Toby Keith's new song in my head, I think he is hunky. I even told my husband so.

2006-10-03 07:40:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Who sings the song that goes:

I'll be there for you. These five words I say to you.

I know once you tell me answer I'm going to say.....DUH!!!!

2006-10-03 07:40:38 · 8 answers · asked by FaerieWhings 7 in Music

I make mynez cry every nyte...(inna good way)

2006-10-03 07:39:41 · 16 answers · asked by ????a?? ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-03 07:39:28 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Many of my TV listings have a NA notation, rather than the correct listings

2006-10-03 07:38:19 · 3 answers · asked by ralph P 1 in Television

2006-10-03 07:37:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles