Entertainment & Music - 3 October 2006

Three XXX engineers and three ZZZ employees are traveling by train to a computer conference. At the station, the three XXX engineers each buy tickets and watch as the three ZZZ employees buy only a single ticket.
"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks a XXX engineer.
"Watch and you'll see," answers the ZZZ employee.
They all board the train. The XXX engineers take their respective seats, but all three ZZZ employees cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes the ticket and moves on.
The XXX engineers saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the XXX engineers decide to do the same on the return trip and save some money.

2006-10-03 17:02:22 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Zucchini????

Is there a mutant crop of zucchinis and cucumbers???

Or is it just me?

2006-10-03 17:02:18 · 30 answers · asked by itty 7 in Polls & Surveys

Now they're stuck and they smell like burning. What should I do?

2006-10-03 17:02:11 · 12 answers · asked by mere_meg 1 in Movies

2006-10-03 17:02:03 · 1 answers · asked by sk8erboy 1 in Music

2006-10-03 17:01:44 · 25 answers · asked by fadly j 2 in Music

We also know the inspiration for the Gumball Rally, but was there a real bandit?

2006-10-03 17:01:19 · 6 answers · asked by rg778sx 5 in Movies

2006-10-03 17:01:05 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It is like a techno/hip hop/rap song and a woman sings it and she says "push it" several times during the song. It is not salt and pepper but a new song. thanks.

2006-10-03 17:00:15 · 6 answers · asked by luxyfoxy 3 in Music

i love scary films but have the tendancy to scream when i watch them. my hubby giggles but i wonder if this bothers anyone else?!

2006-10-03 17:00:04 · 10 answers · asked by the cowboy's girl 2 in Movies

2006-10-03 16:59:38 · 4 answers · asked by SmoothCharacter 7 in Music

Specifically...does it grow under water?

2006-10-03 16:59:35 · 10 answers · asked by Nicki Lee 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-03 16:58:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-03 16:57:08 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm sorry if this offends anyone but after 10 minutes of trying to watch it i had to turn it off. I was killing me, are they all just a bunch of spoiled, whining, alcoholic brats or what?

2006-10-03 16:57:05 · 5 answers · asked by Princess Veronica's Mom 3 in Television

...using these words:
tape
flower
china
grandmother

It also has to have a surprise ending!
Best story gets 10 points!!!

2006-10-03 16:55:57 · 12 answers · asked by ashcatash 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Generally i'm pretty good about understanding people and their interior motives..however HE is differen't. This scorpio guy and I met at the same job and he quickly had feelings for me. I on the other hand wasn't fully on that level yet and he ended up dating this other girl (who he is still with-and has been for 7 months). Later on though we began to have this odd interaction, like somehow we connected on a differn't level. Blame his dark eyes. Anyway, he ended up kissing me and then left our job for college. I then began to date a friend of his (pure accident i assure you) when that ended though, he called me, said he wanted to talk, and told me he had been jealous, and that he was fatally attracted to me. Then he kissed me again but told me he was happy with his g/f but couldn't give me up (contr. to his usual loyalty.) He makes it seem like we're using eachother but i think he cares beyond that (esp. because he's risking quite a bit..friend and gf) you tell me though?

2006-10-03 16:55:23 · 13 answers · asked by luckmess 2 in Horoscopes

2006-10-03 16:55:13 · 18 answers · asked by cHaStiTy 3 in Music

why do sean and christian split the cost ????

2006-10-03 16:54:42 · 9 answers · asked by Valerie S 1 in Television

I mean...what are you supposed to say?
"ok", "fine", "great" and then what?
A long pause and we're all bored

2006-10-03 16:53:45 · 44 answers · asked by I am NOT George Bush 4 in Polls & Surveys

if you can find them.....because their cd's are next to impossible to find....."BEST INTEREST" sounds alot like them. just letting you know so if you're a "Senses Fail" fan you can check them out. thanks : )

2006-10-03 16:53:29 · 3 answers · asked by Fled Nanders 2 in Music

i dont remember the rest

2006-10-03 16:53:18 · 3 answers · asked by Theater freak 2 in Music

knowing you cant get arested, caught, or in any kind of trouble

2006-10-03 16:53:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

ya es tarde y yo quieron una noche mas
ya es tarde en el disco te are' ra pa pa

2006-10-03 16:52:47 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Mine has "Follow Me To The Dodger Game".
What does your say?

2006-10-03 16:52:28 · 15 answers · asked by Kookie 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-03 16:52:17 · 19 answers · asked by filosoof 1 in Television

Saw a video on VH1. It's mostly black & white. Female singer. There's mannequins, all wearing black and white. At the end of the video, there's colored powder thrown onto the scene. Don't know who sings it or the name of the song. Any ideas????

2006-10-03 16:51:54 · 2 answers · asked by sgirl 2 in Music

Ladies I'm not talking handsome.....
nope!.....................who to you was or is....most living or dead beauitful looking guy!...Yes, he has to be number one....in your mind...I once when 18 saw Neil Diamond...as a very young artist.
And he looked sooo beautiful!but that was say 1971-or 72-0r 73...
Boy! ...yet I never listen much to him.So girls tell me yours.AND yes it has to be a 'beautiful man...'in looks.Not handsome.o.k.

2006-10-03 16:51:17 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-10-03 16:50:58 · 19 answers · asked by Mercenary™ 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-03 16:50:26 · 18 answers · asked by Mercenary™ 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-03 16:50:19 · 28 answers · asked by toughguy2 7 in Polls & Surveys