...using these words:
tape
flower
china
grandmother
It also has to have a surprise ending!
Best story gets 10 points!!!
2006-10-03 16:55:57 · 12 answers · asked by ashcatash 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My grandmother's china has a flower on it. All I have is a tape-worm.
2006-10-03 17:12:49 · answer #1 · answered by homo.jesus 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Here goes.
I was making a china cabinet, I wanted it to be a surprise for someone and I looked for the tape to hold the doors of the cabinet on. It started to become very difficult to adhere the doors so I went to take a nap and I woke up to find that my grandmother was sitting inside my cabinet with flowers stuck into her ears.
Sorry it was off the top of my brain.
2006-10-04 00:01:53 · answer #2 · answered by sideways 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time someone asked "Why in the hell do we say 'once upon a time?' " Just then, the evil leprechaun appeared and began taunting people with lucky charms. The kids chased him up the hill. He tried to hide his short butt behind a flower, but the kids saw so they continued chasing him. The leprechaun stumbled down the hill, and the kids stumbled too. They stumbled and came crashing down through a tea party that grandmother was having. Grandmother yelled "What da... You broke my gosh durn china!!" Grandmother began to pick up her broken dishes and returned to her tea party she was having with her stuffed animals and cabbage patch dolls. The kids continued the chase and finally caught the leprechaun. They took out some tape and stuck him to a tree ~ and they ate the lucky charms. Just as they were getting their handfull of lucky charms, the big bad wolf came strolling down the hill on his bike and grabbed the box and left.
The moral of this story: don't smoke dope....
2006-10-04 00:03:33 · answer #3 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I went to china, my grandmother used tape to tape a flower to my head. I was mad and became the hulk and destroyed china
how surprising is that.
2006-10-03 23:59:01 · answer #4 · answered by yellowskinnedguy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My grandmother put a flower on my lapel with tape when I went to china town with my date to ask her to marry me. The girl said no, and I lived happily ever after.
2006-10-03 23:59:25 · answer #5 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tied my grandmother with a tape and put a flower on her head and placed a china bowl in her hand. LO! On seeing this my mother banged my head with a sauce pan.
2006-10-04 00:01:33 · answer #6 · answered by ssmindia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a flower in one hand
and a tape in the other
to give to my grandmother
But as soon as i arrived in China
the towns ppl said little girl i'm sorry but granny is dead
2006-10-04 00:44:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My grandmother, who is from China, likes to wear Tape on her Flower.
2006-10-04 00:20:35 · answer #8 · answered by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A grandmother broke her china vase that she used to put her flowers in, so she taped it back together. lol best i could do :) ( you never specified how long...)
2006-10-03 23:59:56 · answer #9 · answered by magdzia07 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No for just ten points I will not do this job for you sorry!
2006-10-03 23:58:09 · answer #10 · answered by NUPAKRY 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋