Three XXX engineers and three ZZZ employees are traveling by train to a computer conference. At the station, the three XXX engineers each buy tickets and watch as the three ZZZ employees buy only a single ticket.
"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks a XXX engineer.
"Watch and you'll see," answers the ZZZ employee.
They all board the train. The XXX engineers take their respective seats, but all three ZZZ employees cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes the ticket and moves on.
The XXX engineers saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the XXX engineers decide to do the same on the return trip and save some money.
2006-10-03 17:02:22 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the ZZZ employees don't buy any ticket, at all.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed XXX engineer.
"Watch and you'll see," answers an ZZZ employee.
When they board the train the three XXX engineers cram into a restroom and the three ZZZ employees cram into another one nearby. The train departs.
Shortly afterward, one of the ZZZ employees leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the XXX engineers are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please..."
2006-10-03 17:03:52 · update #1
10, for a good clean joke
2006-10-03 17:05:22 · answer #1 · answered by treasureisland85 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4/5
2006-10-04 01:00:51 · answer #2 · answered by Fred K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now the ZZZ's have the XXX's ticket and the XXX's are in trouble when the real train guy asks for the ticket, haha good one, 7.
2006-10-04 00:07:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
2 as in 2 long
2006-10-04 00:04:26 · answer #4 · answered by Joe R 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have heard this joke before, but instead of ZZZ and XXX it was using doctors and engineers which kinda made it more easy to follow, but overall its a clever joke i'd rate it as a 8. Thanks for sharing it!
2006-10-04 00:12:05 · answer #5 · answered by Ashiya 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really funny a little on the long side and the punch line is not the greatest sorry.. i would give it a 4 or 5 out of 10
2006-10-04 00:29:17 · answer #6 · answered by So Happy!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7
good 1
2006-10-04 00:08:51 · answer #7 · answered by fragle2c 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 out of 10. Takes to long to get to a mediocre punch line.
2006-10-04 00:06:58 · answer #8 · answered by wmichgrad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! Thatw as so wrong of the ZZZ people to do that! Why, I should arrest them both...
2006-10-04 00:13:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!!!
8
2006-10-04 00:10:15 · answer #10 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋