A famed hypnotist was performing in this theatre. People came from miles away to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. At stage he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite 2 or 3 people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. Its been in my family for 6 generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
"Sh*it," said the hypnotist.
It took three weeks to clean up the theater.
2006-10-03
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