A famed hypnotist was performing in this theatre. People came from miles away to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. At stage he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite 2 or 3 people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. Its been in my family for 6 generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
"Sh*it," said the hypnotist.
It took three weeks to clean up the theater.
2006-10-03 18:59:31 · 18 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
is that old? never heard it before
its very funny. good work there Pd
keep it up. thanks for making me laugh at this boring hour
^_^
2006-10-03 19:11:22 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL..well I guess its Gonna Take him
another 3 weeks to clean it up lol.
hahahahaha
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2006-10-04 00:00:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now THAT became right into a solid shaggy dog tale! i think of i might have heard it earlier, even nonetheless it rather is nonetheless a exceptionally solid and humorous shaggy dog tale! thank you for making me chortle! i did not sense that great. (in a combat with my pal) thank you back!
2016-10-15 12:13:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2006-10-03 19:06:28 · answer #4 · answered by fragle2c 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol he musta been a good hypnotist
2006-10-03 19:04:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww... lol... omg... didn't they teach him anything in the hypnotist school? lol
2006-10-03 19:20:31 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
unrealistic but funny
2006-10-03 19:23:32 · answer #7 · answered by Mlsig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeewwww!!!1
2006-10-06 04:16:18 · answer #8 · answered by Charley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
2006-10-04 14:49:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahha good one hahhahha :@
2006-10-03 19:03:47 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ Sunshine ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋