Entertainment & Music - 2 October 2006

2006-10-02 03:53:57 · 14 answers · asked by what.the.****ever 1 in Polls & Surveys

"Would you give me a hand with the bags?
[doing a Groucho Marx]" Certainly, you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban. "

2006-10-02 03:53:48 · 5 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Movies

2006-10-02 03:53:29 · 10 answers · asked by what.the.****ever 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-02 03:53:10 · 3 answers · asked by maggie w 2 in Horoscopes

2006-10-02 03:52:59 · 4 answers · asked by what.the.****ever 1 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know why V is called V???

2006-10-02 03:52:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-10-02 03:52:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

mine is Sunday because I worry about what has to be done on Monday!!

2006-10-02 03:52:05 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...or would you rather play hard ball with me?...

2006-10-02 03:52:01 · 7 answers · asked by CC...x 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-02 03:51:54 · 10 answers · asked by Shruti 3 in Music

:(( where 2 find somethig in Romanian language :(( PLZ HELP

2006-10-02 03:51:54 · 3 answers · asked by ? 2 in Music

dont want to pair anymore than £80 for the pair have had no liuck on ebay

2006-10-02 03:51:53 · 5 answers · asked by ? 1 in Music

2006-10-02 03:51:03 · 8 answers · asked by Mrs. Snow White 1 in Movies

there is a manatee looking me in the eyes right at this moment!!!! im so scared....hes getting closer...im shaky.....ahhhh....hes here....dshgalkdglakl...h...h.hh.h.

2006-10-02 03:50:51 · 7 answers · asked by Me♥Manatees 3 in Polls & Surveys

I was born way after my time, I remember all these songs from my older sister but can't remember the name of the song or the artist. I think it's from the early to mid 80's. Thanks in advance.

2006-10-02 03:50:49 · 11 answers · asked by momof3 3 in Music

"Hey, we're back. That last two seconds of silence was Marcel Marceau's newest hit single, 'Walkin In The Wind.' And now, here are the headlines. Here they come right now. Pope actually found to be Jewish. Liberace is Anastasia and Ethel Merman jams Russian radar. The East Germans, today, claimed the Berlin Wall was a fraternity prank. Also the Pope decided today to release Vatican-related bath products. An incredible thing, yes, it's the new Pope On A Rope. That's right. Pope On A Rope. Wash with it, go straight to heaven. Thank you. "

2006-10-02 03:50:22 · 9 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Movies

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top half.

Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.

A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says... "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style, it makes your nose look too short!"

2006-10-02 03:49:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-02 03:49:09 · 17 answers · asked by Wish 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-02 03:48:52 · 13 answers · asked by Me♥Manatees 3 in Polls & Surveys

Are the scart leads connected wrongly and is it better to go back to Video recorder?

2006-10-02 03:48:42 · 4 answers · asked by fred a go go 1 in Television

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2006-10-02 03:48:39 · 7 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Sam, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Sam had the longest private part he had ever seen!

"I'm sorry Mr. Sam," said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity."

And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's distinguishing member. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife.

"I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase.

"Oh, my God!" she screamed, "Sam is dead!"

2006-10-02 03:47:35 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Do you like me better as an obsessed nun?
Come on people, help me out here...what should I be?

2006-10-02 03:47:01 · 35 answers · asked by I am NOT George Bush 4 in Polls & Surveys

been a couple of months for me.

2006-10-02 03:46:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Everytime we play Scrabble she gets mad because I always beat her. Why is she a sore loser?

2006-10-02 03:45:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-02 03:43:40 · 50 answers · asked by Alfred E. Newman 6 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-02 03:43:23 · 18 answers · asked by Jess 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-02 03:43:00 · 6 answers · asked by amylovesYOU 1 in Music

2006-10-02 03:42:59 · 8 answers · asked by FairyPrincess 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-02 03:42:21 · 5 answers · asked by The Don 1 in Music