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A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top half.

Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.

A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says... "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style, it makes your nose look too short!"

2006-10-02 03:49:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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that's terrible. I bet it made him reconsider baring it all for everyone to see what little he had. Still funny though!!

2006-10-02 05:18:03 · answer #1 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0 0

because of the fact we are surrounded by potential of heterosexuals (i take advantage of that ingredient era considering the fact which you utilize gay, that's out-dated and specifically offensive. in simple terms bringing interest hunny). in simple terms like if a at recent male walked right into a gay satisfaction parade, he might sense protective against the gay adult men surrounding him. He might prefer it to be common that he's at recent so the gay adult men might understand to keep away from him and forestall him from undesirable advances. so some distance as lesbians, no count how lots we tell adult men we are gay, an how close we are to our different halves/girlfriends to keep away from wanting adult men, we are nonetheless approached by potential of gross dudes who think of we are basically doing it for his or her interest. And at recent, oftentimes decrease than the impact of alcohol women who make out with one yet another at bars do not something to help our photograph of a loving couple rather of male interest searching for hetero women. On genuine of the undeniable fact that maximum folk anticipate heterosexuality in each and every physique they meet. So rather of hiding our companions, we prefer to thrust our sexuality out interior the open, as a fashion to keep away from the awkward "it rather is your pal?!" element whilst we convey our companions into paintings or kin purposes months later as quickly as they have desperate that we are hetero loners. to not point out the "Wait, i assumed ___ became into your pal, not your lady pal, you're gay?!?!" to a lesbian couple or vis versa for a male couple. Which basically serves to make the different a million/2 sense unimportant and such as you're attempting to conceal them because of the fact your coworkers so not understand the magnitude of your relationship. i can circulate on and on yet there are 1000's of the clarification why human beings tend to return out right this moment as adversarial to leaving it as much as condition. as quickly because it rather is extra broadly conventional and we are actually not assumed to have an adversarial intercourse considerable different, we can't sense the would desire to precise our sexuality up front. until eventually then, in simple terms realize it rather is a protective element and often, against our will, it must be achieved.

2016-10-15 10:40:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol

2006-10-02 07:44:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

GReat :) :)

2006-10-02 12:37:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

HILARIOUS!!! :-)

2006-10-02 03:53:58 · answer #5 · answered by kpcoco0870 4 · 0 0

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