A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Sam, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Sam had the longest private part he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry Mr. Sam," said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity."
And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's distinguishing member. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife.
"I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase.
"Oh, my God!" she screamed, "Sam is dead!"
2006-10-02 03:47:35 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG, I wasn't expecting the ending!! that is soooo funny
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2016-10-18 08:39:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2006-10-02 04:04:15 · answer #3 · answered by missyloowho 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the towns most popular man! thats too funny
2006-10-02 04:27:39 · answer #4 · answered by delivrygrl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it still made me smile! Thanks!
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2006-10-02 03:51:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!! " oh my God, sam is dead!!" lolololollolololol
2006-10-02 03:49:58 · answer #6 · answered by Darsh(Say it like u mean it) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice Jokes. Keep it up.
2006-10-02 04:18:21 · answer #7 · answered by psiboy13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats freaking funny
2006-10-02 03:53:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm...Pretty good--haha
2006-10-02 04:19:03 · answer #9 · answered by josie_14_14 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hey now this is a good joke
2006-10-02 04:27:53 · answer #10 · answered by bonnie3bd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋