Entertainment & Music - 2 October 2006

A noted sex therapist realizes that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters, so he devises a test to tell for certain how often someone has sex.

To prove his theory, he fills up an auditorium with people, and goes down the line, asking each person to smile. Using the size of the person's smile, the therapist is able to guess accurately until he comes to the last man in line, who is grinning from ear to ear.

"Twice a day," the therapist guesses, but is surprised when the man says no. "Once a day, then?" Again the answer is no. "Twice a week?" "No." "Twice a month?" "No." The man finally says yes when the doctor gets to "once a year".

The therapist is angry that his theory isn't working, and asks the man, "What the heck are you so happy about?"

The man answers, "Tonight's the night!"

2006-10-02 10:31:59 · 5 answers · asked by cheeks the slick 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Can you please catch me up on what has happened so far on prison break, please?
i hope to watch it tonight and understand everything

2006-10-02 10:31:41 · 5 answers · asked by okay. 2 in Television

it's getting to be a hassle to type in a new "?.tvsh=" variable everytime...it would also be nice if the grid started at the current local time; can that be done?

2006-10-02 10:31:11 · 1 answers · asked by radrick98404 1 in Television

I'd like to hear...

If you were a piece of music, what kind would you be?

2006-10-02 10:31:06 · 5 answers · asked by Autumn BrighTree 6 in Polls & Surveys

HINT: THE OUTSIDERS

2006-10-02 10:30:49 · 8 answers · asked by melissa 1 in Celebrities

how do u make those little heart thingies???i dont know how, but i see people using them, and also tell me of other shapes!!!! plz???

2006-10-02 10:30:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-02 10:30:14 · 8 answers · asked by Geeva 2 in Television

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)..... A
super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

2006-10-02 10:30:13 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Sorry, maybe some blokes too! Well you never know?

2006-10-02 10:30:10 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

does anyone else have to relate to a song to really really like it? like if i feel really really bad, i cant stand to hear happy songs. or i really like songs that i can relate to, like it decribes me. is anyone else like that or just me...?

2006-10-02 10:29:16 · 5 answers · asked by Marissa 3 in Music

2006-10-02 10:27:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-02 10:27:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know part of the first verse, but after that I can't remeber. Can you tell me the name?

It goes,

I like where we are, when we drive in you car.......................................................

If our lips can touch and our cheeks can brush........

2006-10-02 10:26:26 · 6 answers · asked by linsey 1 in Music

2006-10-02 10:26:15 · 21 answers · asked by ????a?? ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

websites where i could look up the meaning of a dream

2006-10-02 10:25:28 · 6 answers · asked by melinda 1 in Other - Entertainment

what was it? what did you do?

2006-10-02 10:25:22 · 8 answers · asked by Michelle S 1 in Polls & Surveys

of your car a mile back; the guy says thank christ i thought i had gone deaf

2006-10-02 10:25:07 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am not sure yet what I am going to do- I am thinking about fixing some tacos and playing a board game with the kids tonight.

2006-10-02 10:24:50 · 20 answers · asked by glorymomof3 6 in Polls & Surveys

Did you ever get caught?

2006-10-02 10:24:03 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Please contact me at brmissives@yahoo.com or at 949-951-7509.

2006-10-02 10:23:58 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

ok well i LOVE music and i listen to more underground music that radio statoins dont paly because the bands arent famous and i want to braodcast this music on my computer is there anything i can get to broadcast my own music for free?

2006-10-02 10:23:56 · 3 answers · asked by livindead91 2 in Music

2006-10-02 10:23:41 · 11 answers · asked by Michelle S 1 in Celebrities

i love hawk nelson

2006-10-02 10:23:29 · 18 answers · asked by ? 1 in Music

2006-10-02 10:23:28 · 21 answers · asked by Joe_Floggs 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-02 10:23:11 · 11 answers · asked by Michelle S 1 in Music

What was the most recent act of kindness that you performed, or that was performed for you?

2006-10-02 10:22:39 · 13 answers · asked by Autumn BrighTree 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-02 10:22:25 · 34 answers · asked by Joe_Floggs 3 in Polls & Surveys

Very superstitious, writing's on the wall
Very superstitious, ladders bout' to fall
Thirteen month old baby, broke the lookin' glass
Seven years of bad luck, the good things in your past

When you believe in things that you don't understand
Then you suffer
Superstition ain't the way

Very superstitious, wash your face and hands
Rid me of the problem, do all that you can
Keep me in a daydream, keep me goin' strong
You don't wanna save me, sad is my song

When you believe in things that you don't understand
Then you suffer
Superstition ain't the way, yeh, yeh

Very superstitious, nothin' more to say
Very superstitious, the devil's on his way
Thirteen month old baby, broke the lookin' glass
Seven years of bad luck, good things in your past

When you believe in things that you don't understand
Then you suffer
Superstition ain't the way, no, no, no

2006-10-02 10:22:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a man dressed in black is walking down a country lane , suddenly a black car with no lights on comes around the corner and screeches to a halt how does the driver know there was someone there .. i will tell answer in 6 mins ????????

2006-10-02 10:21:54 · 33 answers · asked by daniel p 1 in Music

2006-10-02 10:21:46 · 19 answers · asked by Joe_Floggs 3 in Polls & Surveys