If you read the one I put up yesterday, it'll make sense....
Things to do in a store... 13-21
# Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!...” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
# While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who buys this crap, anyway?”
# Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
# Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”
# Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
# Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
# As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”
# Put M&M’s on layaway.
# Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
Sadder thing: I've done all this stuff, too (well, ma and my friends have!!)
2006-10-01
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