If you read the one I put up yesterday, it'll make sense....
Things to do in a store... 13-21
# Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!...” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
# While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who buys this crap, anyway?”
# Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
# Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”
# Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
# Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
# As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”
# Put M&M’s on layaway.
# Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
Sadder thing: I've done all this stuff, too (well, ma and my friends have!!)
2006-10-01 13:19:19 · 9 answers · asked by Kitsch Nouveau; 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol. this is pretty funny! I'm gonna make something like this up too! lol
2006-10-01 13:29:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did "Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.” that one in a walmart once, I was politely asked to leave!!
2006-10-01 13:34:09 · answer #2 · answered by Adam D. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-10-01 14:52:50 · answer #3 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does "repeat number 14" mean?
2006-10-01 13:34:17 · answer #4 · answered by Schmeep 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2006-10-01 14:25:58 · answer #5 · answered by Who am I? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty impresive
2006-10-01 14:34:17 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-01 14:20:29 · answer #7 · answered by niecy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU ARE MY HERO
2006-10-01 13:31:23 · answer #8 · answered by dark angel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-10-02 08:50:47 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋