a blonde started the first day at her new high school with a pair of headphones on. her teacher, realizing how difficult it was starting a new school, did not want to embarrass the girl so said nothing. the next day, and the next day again, the blonde continued to wear the headphones. finally, the teacher asked her to take the headphones off. she refused. he let the issue rest for awhile, but as another week went on and she still wore them he called her aside after class and demanded that she remove them. she looked at him sullenly and said nothing. exasperated, he ripped them off, whereupon she immediately fell to the floor, dead. after the ambulance had taken her body away, he picked up the headphones to see what she had been listing to. he put them on and heard, 'breath in... breathe out... breathe in... breathe out.'
2006-09-29
17:06:24
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