a blonde started the first day at her new high school with a pair of headphones on. her teacher, realizing how difficult it was starting a new school, did not want to embarrass the girl so said nothing. the next day, and the next day again, the blonde continued to wear the headphones. finally, the teacher asked her to take the headphones off. she refused. he let the issue rest for awhile, but as another week went on and she still wore them he called her aside after class and demanded that she remove them. she looked at him sullenly and said nothing. exasperated, he ripped them off, whereupon she immediately fell to the floor, dead. after the ambulance had taken her body away, he picked up the headphones to see what she had been listing to. he put them on and heard, 'breath in... breathe out... breathe in... breathe out.'
2006-09-29 17:06:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol....pretty good!
2006-09-29 17:08:25 · answer #1 · answered by betty_htch 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its not a fault but its sort of good on teachers part what a person was she that she listened a headphone for breathing
2006-09-30 00:23:38 · answer #2 · answered by rohit s 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
that was awsome.lol
but it wasnt the teachers fault that shes a blonde!
lol
2006-09-30 00:19:14 · answer #3 · answered by mark 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard that before....... and that wasn't the teachers fault...... the blonde didn't say anything anyways....... why didn't she tell the teacher that she was listening to it so she'll know how to breathe..........
2006-09-30 00:09:24 · answer #4 · answered by <--tsk--> 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well she wouldnt die straight away, mean if u hold ur breath u dnt die straight away but it is a good joke
2006-09-30 06:04:32 · answer #5 · answered by wonderer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes.......He should have got the details from her parents.
No.........He just followed the rules.
Select which suits you........hahahahahah
2006-09-30 00:10:01 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha but obviously the teacher was blond too!
2006-09-30 00:09:29 · answer #7 · answered by cdl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes and no, he shouldnt have snacthed them off and she should have told him why she was wearing them then again he should have known it should be in her records
2006-09-30 00:09:15 · answer #8 · answered by wynsda 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats so crazy i loved it it reminds me of my sister
2006-09-30 02:40:52 · answer #9 · answered by dead_soul_child_666 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
okay, now thats a good joke! :-D
2006-09-30 00:22:59 · answer #10 · answered by Lilel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
is that why they were headphones
2006-09-30 00:10:54 · answer #11 · answered by The Lonely Fatman 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋