one Friday night three men were standing in line at the pearly gates of heaven. St peter told the first man, 'I’m only admitting people in today who have had a really horrible death
how did you die?'
the first man replied, 'well, I got home from work early today, and my wife was acting really strange, so I figured she was cheating on me. I could hear noises coming from somewhere but I couldn’t see anyone. I went outside and, sure enough, there was this guy hanging off the balcony. I started bashing his fingers until he let go and fell. he landed in the bushes, still alive, so I rushed into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it at him.
all this caused a blood vessel in my brain to burst, killing me.'
'that sounds like a pretty bad death to me,' said St peter as he let the man in. the second man then recounted his story. 'every day I exercise on the balcony of my apartment. this morning I slipped and fell over the edge. luckily I caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. But this maniac appears, and bashes my fingers until I have to let go. I get lucky again, and land in some bushes, not too badly hurt. Then, before I know it, a fridge falls out of the sky and crushes me to death.’ Once again, St peter conceded it was a horrible death. Then the third man told his story
‘picture this,’ he began. ‘I’m lying naked inside a fridge…’
2006-09-24
09:45:54
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