one Friday night three men were standing in line at the pearly gates of heaven. St peter told the first man, 'I’m only admitting people in today who have had a really horrible death
how did you die?'
the first man replied, 'well, I got home from work early today, and my wife was acting really strange, so I figured she was cheating on me. I could hear noises coming from somewhere but I couldn’t see anyone. I went outside and, sure enough, there was this guy hanging off the balcony. I started bashing his fingers until he let go and fell. he landed in the bushes, still alive, so I rushed into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it at him.
all this caused a blood vessel in my brain to burst, killing me.'
'that sounds like a pretty bad death to me,' said St peter as he let the man in. the second man then recounted his story. 'every day I exercise on the balcony of my apartment. this morning I slipped and fell over the edge. luckily I caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. But this maniac appears, and bashes my fingers until I have to let go. I get lucky again, and land in some bushes, not too badly hurt. Then, before I know it, a fridge falls out of the sky and crushes me to death.’ Once again, St peter conceded it was a horrible death. Then the third man told his story
‘picture this,’ he began. ‘I’m lying naked inside a fridge…’
2006-09-24 09:45:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he was in the fridge because he is the one having the affair with the wife and the other was just a guy
2006-09-24 09:55:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
He is the the man the wife is having an affair with and hid in the fridge...
2006-09-24 16:50:38 · answer #2 · answered by brite_i_s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
man that would suck to have a fridge crush you for something you didnt do lol
2006-09-24 17:21:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because of course, he is the man sleeping with the wife. That is a really funny joke. Thanks for posting it.
2006-09-24 17:05:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha another oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-24 18:43:12 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-09-24 16:59:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋