early one morning a nun is walking through the city. she sees a drunk lying in the gutter outside a bar with his head resting on an empty beer bottle. she stops and says to him, 'you poor man. don’t you know that alcohol will ruin your life? come to the catholic mission with me and I’ll help you stop drinking.'
the drunk opens one eye, looks up and says, 'sister, you don’t know what you are talking about. a little drink now and then wont hurt anyone. but if you come inside and a have a drink with me, I will go with you to your mission.'
the nun thinks it was worth doing in order to get him to the mission so she agrees, but she says, 'can you bring it out there? I don’t want to be seen drinking in a bar'
'sure, no problem,' says the drunk
'oh, and another thing,' says the nun. 'can you put my drink in a coffee mug?'
'okay,' agree the drunk, and he goes into the bar and says to the barman, ‘gimme a double bourbon, and put it in a coffee mug!'
the barman says, 'so, is that nun out there again?’
2006-09-21
15:53:46
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