early one morning a nun is walking through the city. she sees a drunk lying in the gutter outside a bar with his head resting on an empty beer bottle. she stops and says to him, 'you poor man. don’t you know that alcohol will ruin your life? come to the catholic mission with me and I’ll help you stop drinking.'
the drunk opens one eye, looks up and says, 'sister, you don’t know what you are talking about. a little drink now and then wont hurt anyone. but if you come inside and a have a drink with me, I will go with you to your mission.'
the nun thinks it was worth doing in order to get him to the mission so she agrees, but she says, 'can you bring it out there? I don’t want to be seen drinking in a bar'
'sure, no problem,' says the drunk
'oh, and another thing,' says the nun. 'can you put my drink in a coffee mug?'
'okay,' agree the drunk, and he goes into the bar and says to the barman, ‘gimme a double bourbon, and put it in a coffee mug!'
the barman says, 'so, is that nun out there again?’
2006-09-21 15:53:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A nun is walking alone though central park one night when all of a sudden a man jumps out from the bushes pulls her down and quickly has sex with her. He gets up and says with a smug "so, sister what are you going to tell the holy father tomorrow in confession?" The nun replied "the truth, I was walking alone last night through central park when a man jumped out from the bushes and raped me once- unless your already tired!"
2006-09-21 16:00:18 · answer #1 · answered by schlepp 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
On a Raymond Pettibon Black Flag gig flyer.
2016-03-27 01:37:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahha.
2006-09-21 16:00:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lmaooo..seems like shes been a naughter girl lol
2006-09-21 16:04:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It has been a really long time since I have heard a good joke. Usual they are all recycled or they suck. Thanks for making me laugh! :)
2006-09-21 16:03:01 · answer #5 · answered by caroline 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-09-21 16:18:29 · answer #6 · answered by Arukia 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That made me chuckle...
2006-09-21 16:11:44 · answer #7 · answered by Randomgal 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahahaah
2006-09-21 15:56:18 · answer #8 · answered by A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i never seen one. that was very funny
^_^ thanks for the needed laugh. keep it up juan
2006-09-21 17:17:02 · answer #9 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
vERY FUNNY,THANKS FOR THE LAUGH i NEEDED THAT.
2006-09-21 17:08:00 · answer #10 · answered by tracytracyspikes 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋