> You Can Be The Man Of Your House
>
> The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,
>
> "You Can Be THE Man Of Your House."
> He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now
>on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is
>Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm
>finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
> After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will
>have the kind of sex that I want.
> Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You
>will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you
>will massage my feet and hands.
> Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
> The wife replied, "The f*c**n' funeral director would be my
>first guess."
2006-09-19
10:11:10
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