> You Can Be The Man Of Your House
>
> The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,
>
> "You Can Be THE Man Of Your House."
> He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now
>on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is
>Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm
>finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
> After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will
>have the kind of sex that I want.
> Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You
>will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you
>will massage my feet and hands.
> Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
> The wife replied, "The f*c**n' funeral director would be my
>first guess."
2006-09-19 10:11:10 · 20 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats pretty funny.
2006-09-19 10:14:07 · answer #1 · answered by Brianna'sMomma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like those jokes there is yet another one i understand: there's a crimson head, a brunette, and a blonde who rob a financial business enterprise. They go down an alley and the crimson head hides in a garbage can. The Brunette hides in a dumpster. Then the blonde hides in a potato sack. The law enforcement officers go down the alley and that they kick the garbage can the crimson head is going "bow wow" they think of that's a canines. They kick the dumpster the brunette is going "meeooow" they think of that's a cat. They kick the potato sack and the Blonde is going "POOOOTAAAATOOOOOO"
2016-10-15 04:32:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny i say 8
2006-09-19 10:39:45 · answer #3 · answered by squiggy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that is a good one. I think I will tell my hubby that one tonight and see if he though that was as funny I found it. on a scale of one to five five being the highest, I would say it is a four! LOL!
2006-09-19 10:14:36 · answer #4 · answered by Not the one for you! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
niiiiice
my dads a funeral director, im going to send this to him
2006-09-19 10:27:53 · answer #5 · answered by MRose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yak Yak. Two points.
2006-09-19 21:32:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha i heard it before but it still makes me laugh
thanks 4 the tickle
2006-09-19 10:45:16 · answer #7 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is rated A.It is a first class joke .nice one
2006-09-19 10:15:11 · answer #8 · answered by Neyo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i heard better than that but i will rate it a 5
2006-09-19 10:25:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep thats a pretty good one. 8.75 of 10
2006-09-19 10:15:07 · answer #10 · answered by martinman_80 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋