A guy goes to the pharmacist,
"Listen, two girls are coming over this weekend, and they very hot. Would you have something to get me going all night? It's going to be a hell of a party."
The pharmacist goes in the back room, comes back with a bottle and said,
"This stuff is potent: drink only 1 ounce of it I guarantee that you will be doing the wild thing all night. The weekend goes by and on Monday the pharmacist finds the same guy waiting for him on the door-step. The pharmacist says,
"What are you doing here so early? How was your weekend?"
The guy replies, "Quick, I need some muscle pain reliever.
The pharmacist, knowing what the guy had been doing all weekend, says,
"Are you crazy, you can't put that on your peni-s. The skin is too sensitive."
The guy says, "No, no, it's FOR MY ARM."
Pharmacist: "What?? What happened?"
Guy replies, "Well...I drank the whole bottle of your potion."
Pharmacist: "Oh my god, and then what?"
"The girls never showed up!"
2006-09-16
07:56:30
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