A guy goes to the pharmacist,
"Listen, two girls are coming over this weekend, and they very hot. Would you have something to get me going all night? It's going to be a hell of a party."
The pharmacist goes in the back room, comes back with a bottle and said,
"This stuff is potent: drink only 1 ounce of it I guarantee that you will be doing the wild thing all night. The weekend goes by and on Monday the pharmacist finds the same guy waiting for him on the door-step. The pharmacist says,
"What are you doing here so early? How was your weekend?"
The guy replies, "Quick, I need some muscle pain reliever.
The pharmacist, knowing what the guy had been doing all weekend, says,
"Are you crazy, you can't put that on your peni-s. The skin is too sensitive."
The guy says, "No, no, it's FOR MY ARM."
Pharmacist: "What?? What happened?"
Guy replies, "Well...I drank the whole bottle of your potion."
Pharmacist: "Oh my god, and then what?"
"The girls never showed up!"
2006-09-16 07:56:30 · 14 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hmmm, not quite sure what to make of this. My sensible side wants to say 'eww, that's gross', but the less serious side is laughing!
2006-09-16 08:37:57 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one
2006-09-16 08:12:02 · answer #2 · answered by Trina T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OOoohhh!! LOL. LOL. Poor guy! LLLLL.
2006-09-18 04:24:38 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's a real good one--thanks
2006-09-16 08:30:27 · answer #4 · answered by ksp7653 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats hilarious
2006-09-16 08:19:08 · answer #5 · answered by ♂spakarun♂ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it. Jokes are getting more dumber and pointless these days
2006-09-16 08:06:31 · answer #6 · answered by ☼shine☼ 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
good laugh
2006-09-16 07:57:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ew..but funny
2006-09-16 08:29:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nasty but funny
2006-09-16 12:11:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one. haha.
2006-09-16 08:02:13 · answer #10 · answered by Mariaish 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋