THE TRUCKER
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his
Order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair
Of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear
stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there
Just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of
Running boards.
What does he think this place is .. An auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three
Pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards
Are 2 slices of crisp bacon."
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a
moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the
Customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights
And running boards, you might as well gas up!
FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!
2006-09-16
16:48:05
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