THE TRUCKER
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his
Order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair
Of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear
stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there
Just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of
Running boards.
What does he think this place is .. An auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three
Pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards
Are 2 slices of crisp bacon."
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a
moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the
Customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights
And running boards, you might as well gas up!
FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!
2006-09-16 16:48:05 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
okay..?
2006-09-16 16:52:00 · answer #1 · answered by Stacie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Help! Help! He's drowning!" the platinum blonde said.
So the lifeguard rushed into the raging ocean.
Swimming with all the strength he'd gotten from doing Jack LaLane exercises, he seized the boy and dragged him to safety.
Huffing and puffing, he initiated mouth to mouth resuscitation until coughing and sputtering, the boy revived.
"I think he'll be okay now, mam," the exhausted savior said.
The blonde looked somewhat disappointed.
"Yes, but he was wearing a hat!"
2006-09-17 00:46:54 · answer #2 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-09-16 23:51:08 · answer #3 · answered by dcutegirl06 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny
2006-09-16 23:51:17 · answer #4 · answered by Lucille 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joke for you catholics ok a Blonde catholic how do you make priest be attracted to Nunns?? Dress the nunns up as Little Alter boys!! ok ok blonde alter boys,,
2006-09-18 00:01:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. You go, Girl!! Great joke. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
Have a nice Sunday, and a great week!
2006-09-17 11:54:56 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is nothing worse than a blond who dyes her hair red - artificial intelligence.
2006-09-16 23:52:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny lol hahahhahahahahahahaahha i needed to laugh thank you
2006-09-17 00:37:03 · answer #8 · answered by i_love_orange_crush_05 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one.. still laughing
2006-09-17 00:37:42 · answer #9 · answered by cat s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it!!! im always falling for blonde jokes. this is great!
2006-09-16 23:51:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha oh dear lol â¥
2006-09-17 04:13:39 · answer #11 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋