A knight went to a wizard, he wanted to sleep with the queen.Said the wizard, "Put this itching powder on her dress, when she comes to me, I'll tell her you're magic tongue will cure her!" The knight had a wonderful time with the queen, but refused to pay the wizard! When the knight saw the wizard speaking with the king, he asked, "So I wouldn't pay you, and you told the king what I did?" Said the wizard, "Oh, no...I just told him how to cure his itchy balls!"
2006-09-08
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