Entertainment & Music - 5 September 2006

Dealing badly with boredom...thought you people could use a laugh...

A man walks into a bar with a long pole under his arm. The barman asks him, "Hey, are you a pole vaulter?" The man goes, "Actually, I happen to be German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

NOTE: No offence to poles, pole vaulters, Germans, Polish people, barmen or bars intended. Thank you and have a super day!

2006-09-05 04:37:43 · 27 answers · asked by Disgruntled Biscuit 4 in Jokes & Riddles

When I was a kid there was a song by a band called The Shamen - Love Sex intelligence. I thought he was singing "
I love sexy genitals" and recently a band called Keane have a song called Crystal Ball, but I think he sings "Oh Chris De Burgh"
Does anyone have simmalar recolections?the stupider the better. x

2006-09-05 04:37:19 · 20 answers · asked by subway stu 2 in Music

also if youre able could you tell me who sings it?

2006-09-05 04:36:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

http://nbcf.org.au/content/upload/images/pinkribbon/Jeannie-with-flier-web.jpg

some eerie lookin lady from channel W australia.

2006-09-05 04:36:31 · 3 answers · asked by sk0t 1 in Television

Feel Good inc. or Clint Eastwood

2006-09-05 04:36:03 · 8 answers · asked by HukedOnFonix 2 in Music

2006-09-05 04:35:16 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

It doesn't sound to hard to me, but people talk about...what gives?

2006-09-05 04:34:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm cracking up over here... lol

2006-09-05 04:33:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have an idea. Sorry no hints as to what it is.

How do I protect my idea before I try to contact someone to produce it?

2006-09-05 04:33:56 · 5 answers · asked by mjkinoh 3 in Television

Speedy Gonzales or The Road Runner?

2006-09-05 04:33:20 · 21 answers · asked by atuniagain 2 in Comics & Animation

Mine are Greece and my country,Italia!

2006-09-05 04:33:04 · 18 answers · asked by HELLO!!!!!! 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-05 04:32:55 · 23 answers · asked by jrefc2006 2 in Music

Someone you talk to long distance after 6pm

2006-09-05 04:32:46 · 7 answers · asked by DR. HARPOâ„¢ 5 in Polls & Surveys

What is fun and different for a work holiday party in the Dallas area? We have about 30 people and not wanting to do this on a Saturday.

2006-09-05 04:32:29 · 1 answers · asked by Megan 3 in Other - Entertainment

For Sale: A barely used Taylor Big Baby Acoustic Guitar. This guitar is as good as new. There are no marks or scratches.

This is a 15/16-scale Dreadnought with a solid Sitka spruce top and sapele-laminate back and sides, boasts a surprisingly full voice, comes with a Taylor gig bag for easy portability, and makes a trusty companion wherever you go — even if it’s just to the couch.

Note: Taylor Embroidered Gig Bag INCLUDED.

Technical Description
Type/Shape: 6-String 15/16 Size Dreadnought
Back & Sides: Sapele Laminate
Top: Sitka Spruce
Soundhole Rosette: Laser-Etched
Neck: Tropical American Mahogany
Fretboard: Ebony
Fretboard Inlay: Pearloid Dots
Headstock Overlay: Lexan
Bridge: Ebony
Nut & Saddle: Tusq
Tuning Machines: Enclosed, Die-Cast Chrome Plated
Scale Length: 25 1/2 Inches
Truss Rod: Adjustable
Neck Width at Nut: 1 11/16 Inches
Number of Frets: 20
Bracing: X-Brace
Finish: Varnish
Electronics: None
Body Width: 15 Inches
Body Dept

2006-09-05 04:31:19 · 7 answers · asked by geoffdeaton 2 in Music

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2619035452775088713&q=hamster&hl=en

2006-09-05 04:30:40 · 10 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-05 04:30:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I want the funniest way to answer this question without being rude or sarcastic.An answer to this question also appeared in Reader's Digest magazine.I wonder if anyone remembers it.

2006-09-05 04:30:18 · 17 answers · asked by Shanil 2 in Jokes & Riddles

wat favorite characters do you like???? (tinkerbell,winnie the pooh,tigger,piglet are examples)

2006-09-05 04:30:11 · 24 answers · asked by total_babe_2005 2 in Television

2006-09-05 04:29:55 · 17 answers · asked by Jabba_da_hut_07 4 in Music

You want me to come back down south, do ya?

Not until you get everyone to sign the petition.

I can see...damn, some people have BAD signatures... MASA? Somebody Bush...um, somebody else Bush, Bluedell, Pantena? Pantora? and...man, I can't read the writing...Willie Melson. Yep, definitely Willie Melson.

Whose signature is missing? PLUS name of artist and song title?


Clue: Band, not solo artist; recent.

2006-09-05 04:29:53 · 6 answers · asked by Bowzer 7 in Music

2006-09-05 04:29:51 · 4 answers · asked by Toni M 1 in Music

I find her totally fake. Her songs still sound like the cheesy pop stuff that she started out with years ago.....

2006-09-05 04:29:34 · 9 answers · asked by ♥Brown Eyed Girl ♥ 5 in Music

2006-09-05 04:29:12 · 13 answers · asked by surhen s 1 in Music

2006-09-05 04:28:07 · 16 answers · asked by rimrocka 3 in Movies

"One two three, take my hand and and come with me, cause you look so fine that I really want to make you mine."

2006-09-05 04:28:03 · 9 answers · asked by tatufreak1996 3 in Music

3 women are standing on a street corner - all of them are wearing burlap sacks - the question is: which 1 is the prosititue?

2006-09-05 04:27:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My favorite commercial are the Seirra Mist commercials (you know, with Michael Ian Black) and that Angel Soft commercial with the French dude, not 'cus the "wee-wee" joke was funny, but the fact that the two guys act like it's the funniest thing they've ever heard.

My LEAST favorite is the Dunkin Donuts 'soccer, swimming, KARATEEEEE!' commercial. It's the most annoying thing I've seen or heard. Ugh.

2006-09-05 04:27:21 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-09-05 04:26:52 · 7 answers · asked by rimrocka 3 in Movies

http://nbcf.org.au/content/upload/images/pinkribbon/Jeannie-with-flier-web.jpg

2006-09-05 04:26:46 · 8 answers · asked by sk0t 1 in Television