This man goes into a pet store and asks the
owner for something special for his wife. The
owner says, "I have a parrot that sings Christmas
Songs". The man says, "I have to see that!". So
the owner takes out his lighter and holds it under
the parrots right foot and the parrot sings,
"Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all the way"
The man says, "Can he sing anything else?"
The owner holds the lighter under the parrots left
foot and the parrot sings "Up on the house top,
reindeer paws". The man says "I'll take it".
He takes the parrot home to his wife and tells
her the parrot sings. She says, "I want to see
that". The man takes out his lighter and holds
it under the parrots right foot and the parrot
sings "Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all the
way". Then he holds the lighter under the parrots
left foot and the parrot sings "Up on the house
top, reindeer paws". The wife says, "Can he sing
anything else?". The man says, "I don't know -
lets try". He holds the lighter under the parrots
middle and the parrot sings "Chestnuts roasting on
an open fire...".
2006-09-04
17:12:48
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