good evening... just a joke...enjoy..:)?

Question

This man goes into a pet store and asks the
owner for something special for his wife. The
owner says, "I have a parrot that sings Christmas
Songs". The man says, "I have to see that!". So
the owner takes out his lighter and holds it under
the parrots right foot and the parrot sings,
"Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all the way"
The man says, "Can he sing anything else?"
The owner holds the lighter under the parrots left
foot and the parrot sings "Up on the house top,
reindeer paws". The man says "I'll take it".

He takes the parrot home to his wife and tells
her the parrot sings. She says, "I want to see
that". The man takes out his lighter and holds
it under the parrots right foot and the parrot
sings "Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all the
way". Then he holds the lighter under the parrots
left foot and the parrot sings "Up on the house
top, reindeer paws". The wife says, "Can he sing
anything else?". The man says, "I don't know -
lets try". He holds the lighter under the parrots
middle and the parrot sings "Chestnuts roasting on
an open fire...".

Answer 1

Hah hah hah.. nice one..

a man goes to a pet shop and tries to look for something exotic.. but finds none. the shopkeper tells him that he has something special inside his shop. He brings out a parrot that has no legs and uses his d-ick to perch himself onto the cage. But to his surprise the parrot can talk.. it can sing, tell stories / jokes etc. so he buys it straightaway.
He takes it home and the next day, when he gets back the parrot tells him that his wife is having an affair..
the man is shocked and asks for details. the parrot tells him that the milkman came into the house as soon as the man had left and started kissing his wife. and she started removing her clothes.. she was wearing a sexy lacey bra n panty.. and ... "what happened next?" demanded the man..
Well.. said the parrot.. I fell off!!!

another parrot one..
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
What do they say?" the priest inquired.
They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed; then he thought for a moment.
"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Joshua and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Jacob, our prayers have been answered

Answer 2

Really enjoyable. Hahaha Lol
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Answer 3

That was a really cute joke. I know of a few people that would get a chuckle out of it. Thanks for the joke.

Answer 4

FUNNY...
No it's not a "question" because its a JOKE....If people want questions just click on the riddles...right? Right!

Answer 5

yor that very same guy that suggested, "9o,000 human beings will die this iciness, am i able to positioned some human beings on that record." and that i discussed to that answer,"thats terrible what if someone did that to you,"

Answer 6

cute

Answer 7

Cute, but this really isn't a question.

Answer 8

Very good ......y do people say this isn't a question.......LOL

Answer 9

aaah ok

Answer 10

lol... poor chestnut..