Entertainment & Music - 1 September 2006

A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband,

"I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."

The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

He never heard the shot....

2006-09-01 13:29:43 · 9 answers · asked by Reca 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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In the famous show "LOST" what do you think that scary mysterious monster really is?

2006-09-01 13:29:09 · 4 answers · asked by Barca Fan 2 in Television

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If Aquarious has a birthday Feb 17, they are almost a Pisces, would they be a good love match for a Scorpio?

I know Pisces and Scorpio are a great match but this person dating the Scorpio is really an Aquarious. She is 2 days away from being a Pisces. Does she have traits of both? Is this love affair going to last. The Scorpio seems like a sl *ut.I think Aquarious is tempoarily blinded by the sex?

2006-09-01 13:29:06 · 10 answers · asked by pinkrosegreeneyes bluerose 6 in Horoscopes

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Where do they sell Hannah Montana clothes?

I want to be her for Halloween i hope they have the outfit including the wig.

2006-09-01 13:28:49 · 9 answers · asked by Pretty Princess 1 in Celebrities

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What did you get your wife for her birthday?

Three men in a bar were asked the same question.
The first guy said "I bought my wife a lovely diamond ring and a pair of gloves, so if she doesn't like the ring she can cover it up with the gloves"
Second guy said "I bought my wife a beautiful blouse and a sweater, so if she doesn't like the blouse she can cover it up with the sweater"
And the third guy said "I bought my wife a really expensive handbag and a vibrator, so if she doesn't like the handbag......she can go and f**k herself!

2006-09-01 13:28:16 · 18 answers · asked by Polo 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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Jessica simpson is dating a NERD?

2006-09-01 13:28:14 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Jessica Simpson is NOT talented..agree or disagree??

2006-09-01 13:27:50 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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What is the name of the truck driver in the movie Smokey & The Bandit (his movie name)?

2006-09-01 13:27:04 · 6 answers · asked by lyndylou 1 in Movies

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joke i just heard from a person on answers...?

A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you.... you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"

She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

2006-09-01 13:25:52 · 16 answers · asked by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Old joke but it's late?

I've been arrested for being the ugliest person in Britain.
Can YOU comedown tot the Police station and prove them wrong?... OR
If a woman is uncomfortable watching you w*nk, do u think
1.U ned more time together
2.She's a prude
3.She should've sat elsewhere on the bus
lol...hopefully.. I apologise in advance but its half one in the morning..

2006-09-01 13:24:30 · 10 answers · asked by Platinum 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Almost eveyone looked a mess at the VMAs????Here's the link to pictures????

http://concreteloop.com/gossip/2006/09/commentary-the-2006-vmas
Who was your favorite best dressed male and female at the VMAs???Male-ludacris and female-Kelis

2006-09-01 13:24:08 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Entertainment Tonight - Who likes COJO?

He is flamboyant and strange. He has bad hair, big teeth, and awful clothes. HE picks the best and worst dressed at events. He is the worst dressed "man" on TV.

2006-09-01 13:24:05 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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Why do American Women always smell like cheap perfume from the 5 and dime, Kmart.?

2006-09-01 13:24:03 · 20 answers · asked by CANADIAN IN LOVE 1 in Polls & Surveys

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What are you eating?

2006-09-01 13:23:54 · 27 answers · asked by ♥ ☆ StarLiteGrl~98☼1 ☆ ♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What are some good shows to watch on a TV in a Friday?

2006-09-01 13:23:51 · 5 answers · asked by Krazy 2 in Television

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Why do American Women sell themselves so cheap when they cross the Canadian Borden?

Hookers in Canada go for what 40 bucks a pop. American women when they cross the border go for 10 buck a shot. Is it because of the exchange of the dollar or are they just plain cheep.

2006-09-01 13:22:54 · 13 answers · asked by CANADIAN IN LOVE 1 in Polls & Surveys

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50 cents life..where is his girlfriend?

in the movie it seemed liked he had the perfect life at the end..so where is his wife now and kid..why did they leave if they did??

2006-09-01 13:22:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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When you win the lottery...?

Will you donate half your money to the city so they have to name a street or a school or a park after you?

2006-09-01 13:22:36 · 12 answers · asked by sueﬂower 6 in Music

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Jerry Springer On Dancing with the stars What do you think?

I think he might do good but I vote for Sara Evans

2006-09-01 13:22:36 · 5 answers · asked by ? 2 in Television