A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband,
"I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
He never heard the shot....
2006-09-01 13:29:43 · 9 answers · asked by Reca 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao, that was good!
2006-09-01 13:37:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's funny i would shot him 2
2006-09-01 13:34:17 · answer #2 · answered by mrs.chrisbrown_wife 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-09-01 13:37:10 · answer #3 · answered by sestero1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol an oldie but a goodie!
2006-09-01 13:34:40 · answer #4 · answered by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that funny.
2006-09-01 14:19:12 · answer #5 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooh! LOL.
2006-09-01 17:35:38 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well idk but it's old someone told this yesterday and the day before and the day before that but it's a goodie ♥
2006-09-01 16:52:09 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....splat!
2006-09-01 13:41:26 · answer #8 · answered by DBSG/SS501_fan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
2006-09-01 14:17:56 · answer #9 · answered by auntkarendjjb 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋