I've been arrested for being the ugliest person in Britain.
Can YOU comedown tot the Police station and prove them wrong?... OR
If a woman is uncomfortable watching you w*nk, do u think
1.U ned more time together
2.She's a prude
3.She should've sat elsewhere on the bus
lol...hopefully.. I apologise in advance but its half one in the morning..
2006-09-01 13:24:30 · 10 answers · asked by Platinum 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny u made me smile even tho im feeling misserable inside so ty :)
2006-09-01 23:33:39 · answer #1 · answered by lyndsey ww 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.
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2006-09-02 02:41:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved the second one!!!!
2006-09-02 03:23:54 · answer #3 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not hilarious, but still funny.
2006-09-01 21:53:31 · answer #4 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the second one was great
2006-09-02 01:48:51 · answer #5 · answered by sooperman1234 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh!
2006-09-01 20:31:22 · answer #6 · answered by Hello Dave 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Good ones. LOL.
2006-09-02 08:45:11 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are funny
2006-09-01 20:40:16 · answer #8 · answered by sestero1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good jokes made me smile anyway thanks
2006-09-02 08:02:26 · answer #9 · answered by sloppy chops 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks - definitely worth a chuckle!
2006-09-01 22:15:54 · answer #10 · answered by wondering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋