Three men in a bar were asked the same question.
The first guy said "I bought my wife a lovely diamond ring and a pair of gloves, so if she doesn't like the ring she can cover it up with the gloves"
Second guy said "I bought my wife a beautiful blouse and a sweater, so if she doesn't like the blouse she can cover it up with the sweater"
And the third guy said "I bought my wife a really expensive handbag and a vibrator, so if she doesn't like the handbag......she can go and f**k herself!
2006-09-01 13:28:16 · 18 answers · asked by Polo 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heh Heh I like dat!
2006-09-04 08:07:11 · answer #1 · answered by scallywag 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha-ha...
2006-09-01 21:47:23 · answer #2 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Guy number three wins, She's guaranteed to have fun with at least one and who knows she might even like both.
2006-09-01 21:24:03 · answer #3 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we are in a practice to purchase a home appliance on birth days.
2006-09-01 20:31:42 · answer #4 · answered by vasan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh...right.
2006-09-01 20:30:02 · answer #5 · answered by Yes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
2006-09-01 20:30:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think i give her car
2006-09-02 08:22:14 · answer #7 · answered by kalkidan k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i bought her a divorce
2006-09-01 20:37:26 · answer #8 · answered by JAMES OY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okie dokie
2006-09-01 20:30:29 · answer #9 · answered by Kate R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont have a wife. I'm not gay.
2006-09-01 20:34:26 · answer #10 · answered by THE LONER 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋